“If cats had pockets what would you find in your cats’ pockets?” was the question posed by one Reddit user. And, of course, the internet delivered. Cats are funny little animals, so, as you can imagine, the answers are pretty hilarious.
Here are 60 things that cats would definitely keep in their pockets if they had them.
What would your little kitty keep in their pockets if they had them? Here are the top answers from Reddit.
1) Never not hungry
“Food for now, food for later, and food for even later. My cat’s a pig who will knock things over and break them to get to food,” said DontMindMe673. It sounds like a snack pocket would be good for this hungry cat.
“A f*%#ing Q-tip,” said Xisyn. Yes, cats do love to play with things that are easy to toss around and fluffy. Q-tips are definitely one of those things.
“Catnip and strings,” shared aldebera and we’d definitely have to agree. If cats could carry just those two things around, they’d be happier than ever.
“half a dozen hair ties, and one of my socks,” said 1Cinnamonster. We already have the hair ties on the list but we certainly can’t forget about cats and their love of socks.
“My cat carries around toys for fetch,” posted anaesthetic. If you have the type of cat that likes to play fetch, they’d always be ready if they could carry toys in their pockets.
“A little salami,” posted Hidden_Chin. Because, let’s face it, who doesn’t want salami every now and again? Might as well keep some in your cat pockets.
“Milk rings and grudges mostly,” said josephus_jones about their cat. We think this answer is spot on. Pockets full of milk rings is a definite. Grudges, oh yes.
“Those silver fuzzy toy balls. But only the silver ones,” said apparentthrowaway79. There’s something about those fluffy metallic balls that cats go nuts over.
“His own smartphone. And a go-pro. With 65 hours of video of me sleeping while evil cat laughter can be faintly heard in the background,” Kalepsis said on Reddit.
“A checklist of safety procedures for the house. We call our cat our little OSHA inspector. He patrols the house and when things are out of place or messy he meows at us to fix it,’ shared shaidyn. What a stickler of a cat!
“Knowing my cats I’d find my wallet,” said Billywalts45 on the thread. Cats are pretty low maintenance but if they had it their way – they’d spoil themselves.
“Things I lost months ago,” said RealECW. Cats have a magical ability of making things disappear – and it would definitely be hiding in their pockets if they had them.
“The same things that he now hides under my wife’s chair. (any small thing he can knock off of an end table.)” said Wrong_Answer_Willie. So, basically his cat could have just about anything in their pockets.
“A map of my house marked with the best hiding spots so the little [guy] can jump out and scare the [heck] out of me,” said Duck-Yo-Couch. That sounds like something a cat would plot.
“All of my lost chapsticks that he likes to play with and chew on because I have no pockets to keep them in,” said stayawayfrommycan. See? Cats will steal anything and put it in those little pockets!
“All cats with pockets would have listening devices because they are part of the CIA’s revival of their failed Project Acoustic Kitty from the 1960s that was meant to be used to spy on the Soviets,” said -eDgAR-. Wow, this is a little too real.
“My big boi Ted would have a plastic bag full of plastic bags because he fucking loves sitting on plastic bags for some reason,” posted DrCytokinesis. They can pull one out and climb in it whenever they want!
“My little queen Agatha would put a little toy snake she loves and then probably try and keep milk in her other pocket somehow,” shared DrCytokinesis. Maybe a plastic-lined pocket?
“A megaphone, some brass knuckles, and probably a locket with my picture in it (I love my goddamn son and he loves me right back. cats have emotion),” said k11759. This cat sounds intense.
“All the cap erasers she’s stolen from me over the years,” posted password-is-taco_. It doesn’t matter what it is, if it’s small, cats will steal it, and keep it in their pockets.
“If he had had pockets, there would have been a list there with the names and addresses of every old lady in the town we lived in,” said jonhnefill. Now that’s a list of names that we can get behind. So cute.
“Probably a stink bug. My cats are obsessed with those little bastards flying around, but when they catch one, they don’t know what to do with it. Can’t bite it. Can’t really paw at it or bat it around to play with it. So stick in their pocket,” shared randomlycandy.
“Algorithms regarding gravitational pull on objects near edges of shelves and counters, width, length of average temperature of laptop keyboards and quantum studies on the speed of light and methods to entrap it,” said maluminse and we think this explains a lot.
“Bottle caps, feathers and random pieces of broccoli he is saving to eat under my bed later,” posted TingWallaBingBang. Sounds like their cat is a bit of a health nut. And also a weirdo just like every cat.
“A few pieces of balled-up toilet paper, a bottle cap, a catnip mouse with a bell, and a few pieces of kibble,” shared gr8bacon. Oh, yes, toilet paper would definitely be found in a kitty pocket.
“Definitely some treats, cap from the hair spray bottle, hair elastics, pet squirrel,” said TheRockinkitty. Milk caps, bottle caps, hairspray caps, it doesn’t matter what kind. They love them!
“An elegant pipe and some good tobacco. Perhaps an antique pocket watch. Well, that would be my cat anyway. He’d probably have a good book tucked under a front leg too, so he could open it up and lay on it for a long nap,” said barbiecorie.
“My cat would have 3 Canadian pennies, a red craft pompom, a partially chewed ziploc baggie, and the last bite of a now-ossified chicken nugget she stole from my daughter months ago,” said basketofselkies. Those would have to be some pretty big pockets on a cat.
“Rings, a laser pointer, her fuzzy pink ball and key chains,” shared Chicagogogo. This cat sounds like they know what they like and they always would have it on hand.
“My stuff. For sure he’d hide my keys, wallet, anything to prevent me from leaving,” said Daredizzle on Reddit. It sounds like your cat would use their pockets for cuteness.
“All my earbud covers that she keeps stealing,” shared Lockshala on the Reddit thread. If you’ve lost your earbud covers, you should definitely check your cat’s pockets.
“I found my old cats stash once. Scrunchies, hair ties, ankle socks and the 5 headphones we “lost”. I think the cat was secretly going to aerobics classes,” said omegaweapon.
“Knives,” said kzrovi and we’re beginning to worry since this was not the first response we’ve had like this. Watch out for the gang of evil kitties with pockets!
“Birds, live birds. She doesn’t even hurt them… Just brings them in the house and sets them free,” shared MysteriousDixieDrive. That’s sweet that they’d carry their little feathered friend around.
“All the spoons. We find them in random spots in the house. Why, not a clue,” said katkatkat2. We really can’t explain cats’ bizarre behavior, but we love them for it.
“Cat litter. He already fills his paw-pockets with it and scatters it around the house,” posted suspicious_niffler. It’s like when you leave the beach and find sand everywhere – except with kitty litter.
Now that all of these cat owners have weighed in, it’s clear that if cats did have pockets – you could find possibly anything in there! What would you find in your cat’s pockets if they had them?
Someone asks 'if cats had pockets' what would they keep in them, and the responses are as creative as they are hilarious
Ashley Fike
01.09.20
“If cats had pockets what would you find in your cats’ pockets?” was the question posed by one Reddit user. And, of course, the internet delivered. Cats are funny little animals, so, as you can imagine, the answers are pretty hilarious.
Here are 60 things that cats would definitely keep in their pockets if they had them.
What would your little kitty keep in their pockets if they had them? Here are the top answers from Reddit.
