Labrador retrievers are the most popular breed of dog in America. And we can’t imagine why. All that loyalty, playfulness, and fuzziness cuteness. Who would want one of these guys hanging around? You really shouldn’t adopt them – and we have 35+ pieces of evidence that prove why you shouldn’t.
Take a look through our reasoning and see if you agree with us. Number 31 is our personal favorite reason here at Animal Channel. So here you go: Don’t Adopt A Labrador Retriever – Here Are 35+ Reasons Why
1) Labrador Retrievers Hate Showing Affection
They hate showing affection to their fellow dogs and humans alike. They are not loyal friends and are never there when you need them. You can tell by this photo.
2) Labrador Retrievers Are Super Mean Pets
They hate to cuddle and be around people. Especially, children and babies. This guy looks real dangerous.
3) Labrador Retrievers Have No Energy
And sometimes they are so boring that they won’t play. I guess you could say they are the opposite of the Energizer Bunny. This guy did not just enthusiastically rip apart this stuffed animal.
And when they shed, they shed BIG TIME. You knit that dog sweater a sweater with all that hair. So… very… hairy.
5) Labrador Retrievers Want the Food
They will eat ALL OF YOUR FOOD! And they want it now, in their mouths so they can gobble it all up. They barely take a moment to breathe while eating.
6) Labrador Retrievers Are Neither Good Looking Nor Smart
They have no brains and no looks… Labrador retrievers really don’t offer much. I mean just look at these faces.
7) Labrador Retrievers Hate Fetch
As you can see, these guys HATE to retrieve things. Even if it is in their name. I think it’s laziness.
8) Labrador Retrievers Have Crazy Tails
They are big on wagging. They will wag those tails all day long. How boring.
9) Labrador Retrievers Are Not Cute At All
They are the least cute out of all of the dog breeds. Well, we may be biased but come on, I mean look at this guy. He’s not cute at all.
Labrador retrievers have no idea how to do the dog paddle. They will never jump at the chance to get wet and swim around. They are scaredy cats.
11) They Have No Sense Of Humor
They act so serious. All of they time. They are quite the dullards.
12) They Don’t Blend Into The House Well
These guys stick out like sore thumbs. They never get comfortable in the house. They can be really hard to welcome into a home.
13) They Are Big Party Animals
All these guys want to do is party. They can never have a relaxing day. It’s all about partying.
14) They Just Aren’t Friendly
They aren’t warm. Forget abotu being cudly. They just don’t want to be friencs with you.
These guys are so rude. They’ll just take your stuff without even asking. The nerve!
16) They Only Care About Themselves
These guys are super selfish. They don’t care about you at all. Only themselves.
17) They Are Annoying Babies
All they want to do is sleep. And be fed. And be held. So annoying…
18) They Follow You Everywhere
Want a moment alone? Not with a lab. Imagine having to look at these faces all day.
They are always in your business. Watching your everymove. All the time!
Look at this monster. Pure evil. The spawn of the devil.
21) They Are Ferocious Creatures
They are liable to bite your hand off at any moment. So it’s best to steer clear of these vicious creatures. It’s for your own good.
22) They Make Terrible Therapy Dogs
Never use them as a therapy dog. They are not soothing at all. Looking at this guy just makes me nervous.
23) They Never Play With Toys
Don’t bother getting toys for these guys. They’ll hate them. You’ll never see them play.
They are just very unhappy creatures. You never see them smile. They just mope about all the time.
25) They Are Terrible To Talk Too
These guys listen. They are terrible if you need a shoulder to lean on. They are so self-involved.
26) They’re Terrible With Other Animals
These dogs don’t get along with others. Especially other species. It’s best to keep them by theirselves.
27) They Are Not Gentle At All
These guys simply do not have a soft side. I woudln’t trust them around little babies. Especially not little bird babies.
Look at this big ugly jerky face. This guys looks like he’s a real SOB. I can’t stand looking at this face.
29) They Never Greet You When You Come Home
Most dogs are super happy to see you when you come home. Not labs. They won’t wait for you ALL day long with a sad look on their face.
30) You Can’t Have More Than One In The Same Room At The Same Time
If so, you’re just asking for trouble. Destruction is inevitable. Just don’t do it.
31) Don’t Expect Them To Bring You Presents
Lots of dogs will proudly present us with presents. Not labs. They keep everything for themselves.
These guys will avoid strangers at all costs. So don’t even think about inviting over family and friends. Your lab witll hate them.
33) You Can Forget About Cuddle Time
These guys hate it. They’ll never snuggle up to you. They hate to be touched.
It’s a fact that all labs hate Halloween. They refused to dress up. Especially if its a banana costume.
35) They Just Aren’t Cool
Labs have zero chill. Seriously, they are not cool at all. I never once met a laid back lab.
36) They Just Don’t Need You As Much As You Need Them
And nobody wants to feel that way. Again, these guys are self-centered. They could care less about you.
37) They Are Picky Eaters
Trying to get these guys to eat the food you buy for them is almost impossible. They’d much rather eat your human food. They are such moochers.
They just have this really mean look in their eyes. They come across as very cold. If not heartless.
39) They Are Super Uptight
They never get silly at all. They look like they just can’t take a joke. And no one wants to hang around with that dog.
40) They Never Feel Your Pain
Most dogs are super intuitive. They can tell if there is something wrong with you. Not labs.
For those of you think we are serious, we are not! We love labrador retrievers and hope that you consider adopting one if you are thinking of adopting a dog. And remember: adopt don’t shop! Please SHARE this with your friends and family.
