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Never Adopt A Golden Retriever. Here Are 15 Reasons Why
If you don't believe us, take a look at the evidence yourself.
Emerald Clifford
11.08.17

Golden Retrievers may be a familiar dog breed, but don’t let their golden coats and mouthful smiles deceive you. While these dogs have had a fairly good reputation over the years, below are 15 reasons why you shouldn’t adopt a Golden Retriever.

PS – these cautions should be taken very seriously.

1. They like to dress in disguise.

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2. They don’t travel well.

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3. They ruin your garden.

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4. They don’t have proper manners.

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5. They are very aggressive.

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6. They steal your coffee.

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7. They have a mob mentality.

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8. They don’t know how to have any fun.

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9. They are not good with children.

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10. They don’t know how to share.

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11. They never relax.

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12. They don’t get along well with other animals.

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13. They don’t understand the concept of personal space.

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14. They party too much.

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15. They are irresistibly kissable.

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As you can see, these reasons lack validity and are clearly very sarcastic. In fact, Golden Retrievers are fantastic dogs and companions, with their extremely loving and caring natures making them the perfect family pet.

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