30+ Funny Messages On Vet’s Sign That Had Motorists Chuckling

1. Funny felines

To be fair, cats don’t have leaders, so litter is the only option.

Be glad they took you anywhere at all instead of just laying down and taking a nap.

2. Humor is alive and well

Dinosaurs may be extinct, but they’re alive and well as the butt of jokes.

This is definitely one we’d laugh at begrudgingly when dad told it.

3. Don’t be a chicken

It might be a joke for dads and kindergarteners but it does make the perfect Halloween sign.

The clinic really gets in the holiday spirit each year.

4. Keep it quiet

A total groaner, but we just know if we saw it while driving down the street it would put us in a good mood.

And that’s really what the signs were meant to do.

5. Do they even treat kangaroos?

Kangaroo puns sure to do make us hoppy.

Ugh, it’s clearly contagious.

6. Creepy!

We’ll definitely pass on the candy cornea!

This joke might be too corny for us, but we bet more than a few dads will tell it this year.

7. Fizzy feels

Soda’s no good for your, but we hope your doctor is.

Your “fizzician,” on the other hand, sounds dubious.

8. An oldie

We can’t help it, we just love the jokes that let us relive our childhoods.

Does Gen Z get it? Who knows – they’re busy making fun of our clothes on TikTok anyway.

9. Comfort food

Mmm, gingerbread. But boo for the chore of making the bed.

We have the feeling this one went up around Christmas.

10. Pass

We get it, but that sounds deeply unappealing. You can keep the extra legs.

Creepy crawlies can’t really be redeemed as food for us.

11. Truth

A little slacker humor always gets us laughing.

And it’s even better when you mix it with incompetence.

We relate a little too hard.

12. Fierce felines

If you have a cat, you don’t need a sign to remind you of your relative powerlessness around your pet.

Discipline them at will, just don’t expect it to have much of an effect.

13. Oops

Remember when getting your mouth washed out with soap was a thing?

It’s too bad our parents didn’t do it with Dove chocolate.

14. Groan

The ultimate dad joke – a total groaner. It’s the kind that makes you roll your eyes but still sticks in the back of your head.

But the point is that it might make you smile as you drive by.

15. We feel that pain

We’re not sure if this is a pandemic-related statement, but we’re totally feeling it.

Our emotional baggage is much heavier than our suitcases these days.

16. Cow jokes

It’s not too often you see a cow joke.

Now we wonder if this vet treats large animals too.

17. So foul

To be fair, we have no idea what chickens are actually “saying.” They could be swearing at each other all day long.

In fact, that’s how we’re going to picture them from now on.

18. Ultimate dad joke

This is the kind of joke you tell your dad and he has no choice but to laugh and feel bested at the same time.

That’s the magic of bad jokes.

19. Sounds stylish

We didn’t realize frogs were so stylish.

We just hope they got a pedicure first – if you can do that on webbed feet.

20. Cat jokes are the best jokes

For some reason, cat jokes just seem to go over well – possibly because cat owners like to feel as though they’re not alone in being mistreated by their felines.

But we love them anyway.

21. Sounds dangerous

Ok, that’s funny. And Thor makes a great dog name. Especially for something like a Great Dane. And let’s face it, they are about as strong as a hammer anyway.

22. Perfect

Love it.

That’s the kind of joke you tell and everyone is upset they didn’t guess the punchline.

23. Rabbit jokes

Definitely a dad joke. But it’s one you really need to see in order to get.

We wonder how many people drove by slowly while trying to figure it out since it’s not immediately obvious where the joke is going.

24. Beep beep

We kind of love this joke.

It doesn’t even need more cowbell – it’s already has it all!

25. The ultimate Dog

We’re all in on a Snoop Dogg joke.

Of course, if you’ve never heard him speak, you might not get the joke.

But we’re not going to explain it – you need to do your Snoop research.

26. Unclappable

T-rex jokes are a lot funnier when there’s a photo to go along with them, for some reason.

But this one doesn’t rely on short arms to be funny. It just goes off in a random, hilarious direction.

27. Eye roll

Dad joke or kid joke? We’re just not sure.

Maybe it’s a dad joke that only goes over well with children.

28. Watch your mouth

Dentistry is normally pretty unfunny, but we’ll make a slight exception for this joke.

It’s a pretty dad-like joke, but at least it’s not an easy punchline to guess.

29. More cowbell

How many cow jokes are there?

Apparently an infinite amount if your standards are low enough.

Or maybe we’re just bitter that “moo years” haven’t brought very good news lately.

30. Ho ho ho

We’re not embarrassed to say we laughed.

There’s really a lot of room for “claus” Christmas jokes. And we’re all for it.

31. Darn candy bars

Keeping a diet is never easy, especially when you’re being haunted by those sweet treats!

This joke captures what it feels like to eat healthy, all while being laughed at by your kid’s Halloween candy. They know you’ll be back…

32. Something to ponder while folding laundry

Most of us have never wondered what kind of “friends” the washer and dryer are, but now we’re curious too.

Thank you sign, we’ll let you know our answer soon!

33. A joke that’s kinda genius

It’s a brilliant idea to name your dog “6 Miles” so people think you walk “six miles” every day. But let’s go a step further, shall we?

What about “20 Miles,” or “A-Marathon?” The possibilities are endless.