Few topics ignite a heated debate as quickly as asking whether someone prefers cats or dogs. We remain impartial, believing all pets are wonderful. However, today, let’s celebrate the unique and endearing qualities of cats.
Here’s a selection of the most amusing and clever tweets from cat owners. These tweets serve as a reminder of the joy of having a pet who’s reliably thrilled to see you (and promptly ignores you).
That’s a cute tattoo
Leavng prints on everyone she meets. No one’s forgetting you, little one.
Cat-aclysmic events
Well they were worshipped as deities or something back then.
Servant
And she finally got the hooman to do her bidding.
Where is he?
Cats are the masters of camouflage when they want to annoy their humans.
Billionaire playboy
Chooses to prowl around at night, sulking and grunting as he goes along.
Sneaky little buggers
But was it the butter they were going after though? Better check, you know.
It’s the other way around
Actually, the cat is pet sitting the human, hence the checking.
The sas
Funny, it’s like he’s not happy that someone’s finally taking him home.
End of the world for him
It is your duty, as his human, to provide him with food 24/7.
You fool
Another instance of a cat gaining mastery over his human.
Actual hell
That’s how they do it. Annoy you until you submit to them as your lord and master.
That’s a record
Funny thing is, this cat’s still going to find a new forever home, especially because of his antics.
Accurate
So you’d better apologize if your cat starts giving you attitude.
Cute butt too
See, she’ll moon you first then give you her heart forever. Isn’t that precious?
Trim those
It’s a known fact but maybe they need more attention, or food probably.
It was a cat, not a bug
And yet through it all, the cat still got snuggles and a lot of treats.
Cat burglar
Kleptomaniac cat is being shamed for being a cat.
Hooman is stoopid
And now hooman will be watched and judged 24/7, 365 days, and onwards.
Well? Well?!
How dare you not hold up your end of the deal, human.
Baked beans
And if hooman isn’t careful, he’ll bake the entire house too.
Yes, yes there are
This kitty chose to behave, for once. How long this lasts, we don’t know.
Moooomm!!
Correction. There’s a moth in HIS bathroom.
He owns the streets
That cat is the alpha of each and every alley along the boulevard.
Cats could care less
Well cats steal socks so make of that what you will.
Romeow
Everyone watch and listen to this brilliant piece of acting.
She’s a looker
We think she’s well aware of how good she looks.
What, this is it?
“You hoomans make everything so complicated when it’s so easy for us.”
Cats are awesome
Nothing but a felon that steals and stuff. Steals your heart.
I am THE cat
Not even the greatest minds can crack this cat.
Alpha and omega
Up until hooman calls for food, that is.
Ouch there
You could sell those to neighbors and make some money. For cat food.
Can’t force them
It’s not like they force you to go to the hospital or anything.
Salem is back
Nothing wrong with a cat practicing her craft in the comfort of her own home.
Stop laughing at him
Wait until everyone sees this, then we all start laughing.
Hooman is comfy
So long as he gives you one of his nine lives, you’re good.
Sushi takes no sh…
If Dumbledog needed TLC to heal, the cat needed to show attitude to cope.
Cat got style
That shoe has never looked so good.
Like most of us
Better stock up on allergy meds if you want to marry the person.
That’s a fat carpet
Adds an extra layer of warmth during the winter.
Skill unlocked
“Okay now it’s time for hooman to sit and wait on me.”
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