Can’t we all just get along?

This peaceful pup probably loves a game of tug-o-war.

But he knows it’s less about winning and losing and more about playing the game.

He might be little, but Baboy knows what size his treats should be.

And clearly he’s no longer going to stand for getting a partial treat.

Maybe he’ll just be partially good until he gets the whole thing.

Sure, some dogs are prolific farters, but that’s no reason to play the blame game every time.

Baboy is clearly tired of having his butt blamed.

And he wants you to remember that whoever smelt it, probably dealt it.

Dogs don’t understand germs. In fact, they seem to seek them out and roll in them as often as possible.

So is it any surprise when they see an open toilet and think: “yay, a new water bowl!”?

Who came up with the whole fake-out thing anyway? It’s so mean.

Baboy is standing up for dogs around the world who have been the victim of a faux fetch game.

I guess it is kind of creepy to take photos of someone or something while they’re sleeping.

But the problem is our peaceful little buddies look so darling that we feel like we need to capture the moment.

And yet somehow they seem to always know what we’re up to.

There’s nothing wrong with carrots, per se. But just because your dog will eat one doesn’t mean it’s pleasing to get a vegetable instead of a real treat.

After all, some dogs will eat just about anything you offer them.

Jerry Seinfeld had a great quote about who’s really in charge on walks. And if aliens were ever to observe us with our dogs, they would assume we’re not the boss.

“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.”

Dogs are like adorable little vacuum cleaners.

And they’re clearly sick of everyone being so neat and tidy – that’s why they enjoy babies so much.

Every crumb you drop is like manna from heaven for your pooch.

Dogs not only seem to prefer the bad kind of smelly things, but they’re inveterate butt sniffers because that’s how they identify other creatures.

It’s awkward to watch, but it also helps relieve any tension between two animals.

So humans should probably just get over it.

Even if a dog hasn’t played with a toy in months, it might get offended if you toss it.

They like familiarity – and, who knows, maybe that toy sparks joy in a way you don’t realize.

It’s hard not to feel like the greatest person in the world when you’re around an animal that’s perpetually loving and happy to see you.

If only we could all act in a way that warranted that trust and affection, the world would be a better place.

Every July it feels as if people completely forget about the well-being of animals (and people with anxiety and PTSD) in favor of making sudden, loud noises.

For all the air pollution and stress they cause, it’s surprising we haven’t cut down on our fireworks by now.

Technically, dogs train us to learn their signals just as often as we teach them tricks and commands.

You probably know what your dogs’ different barks mean or what their behavior indicates that they want, right?

Good human.

We have to admit, we feel unmoved by this plea. But that’s only because we’ve seen dogs roll in the grossest, smelliest, deadest things on earth.

And no one really enjoys bathtime.

If women in hospitals can give birth wearing masks, then you can put one on when you go inside a business.

Be a big boy or girl and help us out of this pandemic mess we created with our bad behavior.

Baboy says so.

In a Mother’s Day post, Baboy reminded dog moms to pat themselves on the back as well.

Some people get all offended when people compare having pets to having children, but there’s really no reason to get up in arms about it.

To each their own.

Sorry, Baboy, you can’t have it both ways.

You can either roll in smelly stuff or you can skip a bath every now and then.

It’s not like anyone relishes the idea of spending time wrangling a wet dog anyway.

Most dogs walk their humans. Especially in new places where there are so many fascinating new things to smell.

Of course, you can train them to be better about that.

It’s a myth that dogs’ mouths are clean. You’ve seen what they lick.

Nevertheless, it’s hard to pass up those sweet, passionate kisses – even the ones they plop right on your mouth.

This one’s our favorite.

No matter how well a dog is trained, it’s a real challenge not to go chasing that squirrel!

While you can’t technically claim your pet is a formal emotional support animal without the proper training and paperwork, that doesn’t mean they aren’t a big help when they’re by our sides.

Sometimes they’re the best therapy of all.

If dogs could read, they’d probably be pretty offended by all the signs we put up about them.

It looks like Baboy is fighting back with a sign of his own.

This one is pretty funny, especially since they tagged the Westminster Dog Show in it.

Maybe they think we can’t get a good read on dogs without the butt-sniffing.

First of all, punishment rarely works for training animals.

And no dog is bad all the time. So why not give your pup some love any time they’re being very good?

Maybe a treat too!

It’s like Baboy can read our minds or something!

Wouldn’t it be nice if dogs could offer you your favorite drink?

They’re pretty much perfect as is, but that little detail would seal the deal.

Most of us do impressions of our dogs. It’s part of how we humanize them, which is apparently just an instinct we have in order to feel more bonded.

Don’t you ever wonder what your pet would sound like if it did have a human voice?

This is not the time for write-in candidates, but if Baboy were on the ticket, we’d have a hard time passing him up.

We think no matter where you are on the political spectrum you might stop and think about it for a second as well.

It’s not a great idea to give your dog too much human food, especially processed items like salami.

But that’s never going to stop them from asking.

To be fair, if you enjoy meeting new people, walking a cute dog is one way to get attention (at least in the pre-COVID days).

But have you ever considered that your dog doesn’t want to be blamed for your exes?

You do, indeed, need to curb your dog. But we understand where Baboy is coming from here.

He’s never had to worry about landscaping.

And sometimes a person’s lawn just looks like the best spot.

It’s important to thank the people who never even got the option of staying home during lockdown.

Those who flouted the rules are the reason we’re still in this mess, not realizing that it was a luxury to merely be asked to do nothing at all for just 2 weeks.

People get pretty sassy when you don’t reply to their DMs immediately.

It looks like Baboy commandeered a phone at some point and is waiting for that reply.

It’s true. Then again, do you really want to see your dog on caffeine?

A treat’s a treat, right? (Unless it’s a carrot.)

Sure, there are a lot of animal social media accounts out there. But too many? Never.

In fact, we can’t get enough of Baboy and his signs.