If you’re a pet owner, then you know that when dogs or cats have to go outside right now, they mean RIGHT NOW! But, as soon as they go outside, they want right back in, especially if there’s 10 feet of snow outside or a wild turkey has stalked them all the way home.
If you don’t have a doggy door handy, then it’s up to you to let them back inside the house. But, sometimes their demands to be let back in are a little bit over the top, like these 75 hilarious photos prove.
1) OMG, please let me iiiiiinnnnn!
You don’t even want to know what’s out here! I’m about to lose one of my 9 lives any second now!
@LidwinaGhaitza:
“Oh my god! There’s a cop! Let me in…. let me in…. LET ME INNNNNN!”
2) “I’m not the almighty hunter I thought I was.”
Mom, I tried, I really did try. But, it’s nothing like what I expected and I think it wants to eat me! Can you please just stop laughing and let me in?
I really don’t want to talk about it right now. And I’m not going to say this again. LET. ME. IN!
@chemistrydoc:
“I have seen this exact look on a senior citizen before. THE EXACT SAME LOOK.”
This snow ain’t right! Why didn’t you tell us all that this happy white fluff was actually made of Frosty the Snowman?
“Dog: “Let me in. Don’t you love me anymore?” Cat: “I will end you!”
Hi, ma’am, how are you today? I’m on a mission to spread the good word and help save some souls. Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Puss in Boots?
6) “This cute dog comes to the back door and just looks around inside for her friend when she wants him to come out and play.”
Hey Rocky, come on, hurry up! Haven’t you heard the news? We’re getting the band back together!
7) “Look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?”
You said I looked like sorry excuse for a superhero raccoon, I said you were the whole neighborhood’s baby mama… let’s just put all that behind us and pretend it didn’t happen, okay?
8) “Oh God! Let me in NOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!”
I gotta go sooooo bad! All the fire hydrants around here are so gross, they smell like…like…a thousand doggies were having a piddle party!
9) So, a dog, a cat, and two chickens walk into a kitchen…
Hey lady, what’s cookin’? It smells delish! Mind if we just stand here and drool?
@polevaultingpancake:
“If this is Asia, the answer could arguably be any one of them.”
10) Braaaaains! I need brains!
Ha ha, just kidding. My nose has been stuck to this window all day. I’ve just been passing the time licking my own drool, waiting for you to get home.
11) “Fred hates the snow and really wants to get back inside.”
I know you said you didn’t want to see me ever again, but I’ve changed, I’ve really changed. I promise all that baby mama drama is done and over with – the goldendoodle puppies prove that I am not the father! Could you maybe invite me in for a drink so I can tell you how sorry I am?
12) “There is this big thing out here. Its weird.”
Look Mom, I know you told me never to talk to strangers, but this spotted thing followed me home and now I don’t know what to do. It said it’s name was Bambi.
13) “Spider Cat Wants In”
Silly hoomans call me Spider Cat. But you may call me by my full title, Spider Caterys of House Cool Kitty Cats, the First of His Name, King of the Window Climbers, Protector of No One, Eater of the Great Catnip Grass, Breaker of Hearts, Father of Countless Many.
14) “Why wont you let me in? I brought you a present.”
Look Ma’am, I’m just the delivery guy. You ordered the free range meat platter from Uber Eats, so here I am, bringing you the fresh catch of the day. If you don’t like bite marks and feathers, then don’t order the special next time!
Lady, peeved does not even begin to describe what I’m feeling right now! I’ve been waiting in line for hours to check out your new Italian menu. But, I guess the joke’s on me because someone just told me that there is no rat in Ratatouille.
16) “He insisted he wanted out. He regrets that decision. I fear for my life.”
I know I’ve been a bit of a wild child recently, but I’ve decided that this whole “outdoor cat” lifestyle just isn’t my thing anymore. I’m willing to commit to living under your roof, so long as you turn a blind eye to the random chick I bring home now and then.
17) Okay, if you won’t let me in, then I’ll just do it for you.
I don’t know how many times I have to tell you this, but when I make the toilet paper run out, you need to refill it! Since I have nothing else to play with, I think I’ll just sucker punch my way through all the doors.
Something really bad happened over in the neighbor’s yard. Maybe I was catnip-hallucinating the whole disgusting scene, but it looked like their dog was sleeping in the same bed as the cat, and they were acting like…like…it was a totally natural thing to do! Ugh, re-living that experience makes me want to cough up a hairball!
19) Can I interest you in some chocolate bars?
Hello Miss, I’m trying to raise money so I can go on an African safari and meet my cousins. They’re going to teach me how to stalk big game hunters! Every dollar you donate helps me get one paw closer to my dream.
20) “Put my inside cat outside and walked out to this 5 minutes later”
Okay, that’s 97…98….99…ugh, 100! Now, who’s the most awesome gym cat on this side of town?
21) Stupid move, but brave.
Ewww, get it off me, get it off me! I think there was a stinky human foot sweating in this thing. So gross!
22) “He loves his Teddy Bear.”
I’m warning you… If you don’t let me in right this second, teddy bear here is gonna be shreddy bear!
@winoforever:
“My dog loves teddy bears too. First he chews its eyes out, then he goes for the ears, then he rips its guts out.”
23) “He was so upset he had to stay outside while everybody ate.”
Can I hang out by your feet under the table and just look? I promise I’ll only drool!
24) You have no idea what I’ve just been through.
Yes, I know I shouldn’t have gone to Tiajuana for that Brazilian butt lift. And yes, I know it looks like I’m giving birth to a mutated guinea pig. Can you stop laughing and just let me in?
25) “”Hooman LET ME IN!! …aaahhh Poo!”
OMG, look behind you, it’s a…aaah blueberry fudge muffins! Now look what you made me do.
I knew winter was coming, but seriously tho! Did you have to make me look like a White Walker reject from
Game of Thrones?
27) Cujo, Cujo’s my name.
Hey dad, look at me pretending to have zombie brain freeze! Oh crap, I think I’m stuck. Help!
28) We’ll always have Paris…
I remember when we used to cuddle up in bed and you would let me lick your feet…one beautiful toe at a time. Where did we go wrong? Did I neglect one of your toes?
29) Hey Joey, come on, open the door already.
Mom won’t let me hang out with you guys anymore, she says you’re a bad influence. But if you wait until it’s dark, I’ll let you in through the basement window!
30) I’m new here, wanna be friends?
Okay, which one? You want me to pull this finger? Wait a minute…that’s not funny!
@gyroplatter:
“Brother opened the front door one morning, this cat was there. Came home that night, still there. Anytime we opened the door it would try to run in. It was dog-like as it would follow you around the yard and play. After 2 weeks of living on the porch, someone came by to adopt it (family is allergic so we couldn’t keep him).”
31) You won’t freaking believe what I just saw!
Mom, mom, listen to me, LISTEN! It’s the Justin Bieber! I just saw Justin Bieber walking around in his boxers at Walmart!
32) Hi…do you remember me from doggy day care?
Sorry to bother you, but I think I’m lost! Can I come inside so I can call my mom for a ride home?
33) “My neighbor’s cat hates rain. When they’re gone, he comes over to my place, begging me to let him in.”
Babe, are you going to just stand there and stare at me all day? You don’t want to let this sexy cat to start looking like a drowned rat, do you?
34) This wall of cocaine is too high!
What if someone comes looking for it? Let me in so I can hide!
35) “Hey, let me in bro.”
I just want to talk, okay? Let’s put the past behind us and try to mend the rift between our families.
36) Calm down lady, I just need to use the loo.
I tried, but I can’t hold it in anymore. I’m about ready to puma pants!
I told her that I loved her just like you said I should, but she said that unless I put a ring on it, she didn’t want to have anything to do with me. Can I move back home?
38) Hey, can I ask you a favor?
Did you see two squirrels just walk by with a handful of nuts? If you see them walk by again, tell them I’m in tree on the other side of the road!
There is no pet cemetery in the backyard! Guess I’ll just have to bury all my kills in your bed from now on.
Ma’am, is there any chance you could you help us out? We’re just a couple of tired old hippies who ran out of money and we just want a couch to crash on for the night.
41) “Please let me in, so I can beg to go out again.”
Mittens, is that you? I didn’t recognize you without your ears. Oh my poor little dear, what a rough life you must have had.
42) “My sister let her cat out for the first time. Haha.”
OMG I can’t believe on what I’ve been missing out on! There’s stuff that actually runs when I chase it!
@kattery:
“There’s so much sh*t to kill out here! I’m gonna kill so much sh*t!”
43) “Stop taking pictures of me and let me in.”
Wait a minute, is that Nutella I see on the counter over there? Someone been’s holding out on me. Dude, I thought we were friends!
44) “Someone’s happy I’m home.”
Whatever you do, don’t let it in! It looks like he already broke his tooth trying to eat his way out of Wonderland!
@requizen:
“The Cheshire Cat’s cousin was both more and less creepy at the same time.”
45) Why do you have to make this so hard on me?
Almost…got…it…ahhhhh nope. Crap, I’m too big. Gotta give up on all those extra servings of dead mice.
@Alisha “Peeka” Azumi:
“I can do it. I can fit!! Damn you fluffiness.”
46) I have something I need to tell you…
I’m sorry, but I’ve been cheating on you with the neighbor next door. I couldn’t help myself, they have cardboard boxes and 2-ply toilet paper!
@buckydeathwish:
“My cat does this. Except when I get up to open the door he runs away. He loves f**king with me.”
47) Can I come in and have a look?
I’ve never seen anyone do it that way. How do you cover up your stinky mess?
48) “My cat fighting her turf war with the neighbours cat. When behind glass they both act tough. When I open the door they’re both too afraid to do anything.”
So, basically they’re acting like we do on the Internet. Such cute little real life trolls!
@TrumpetTune:
“Looks like my parents’ old cat. A black and white male that was having a beef with the neighbours’ black and white (both outdoor cats). One day he rushed in, and my mum closed the door quickly and he went completely bananas! Tried to climb the curtains and ran around like a maniac. Turned out it wasn’t our cat after all. She had locked the neighbours’ cat in the lair of the foe :-). No wonder he was upset…”
49) Save me from the lava, mom!
I’d almost given up hope that you’d ever see me. I’ve been hanging on for deer life for like, an entire minute now!
50) Hello? Hellllooooooo!
Hi, sorry to bother you ma’am, but did you know that it’s raining outside? And did you know that cat’s hate water? And that 9 out of 10 wet cats will bring death upon your family if you don’t let them in?
51) “Bro, let me in. I have something for you!”
Are you just going to stand there and stare at me, or are you going to open the door? Your dinner is getting cold!
52) Umm, is it too late to turn around and go back?
Crap, I think I took a wrong turn in this crazy maze! This way looks like a dead end. My poor, messed up dead end…
Hey, psst, got a question for you. Do my eyes remind you of a crazed psychopath?
54) “I made potty, please let me back in now.”
See dad, I’m a good boi. I peed all over the patio and it turned into ice!
This little brat from next door said I was short. Can you kick him in the tush for me? I can’t do it because my legs are too…short.
56) “We were doing a spring cleaning and they had to be outside. Needless to say they didn’t like it at all due to rain.”
Mom, we don’t like it outside. It’s too green and smells like pine cones and fresh air!
57) Excuse me Miss, I think you dropped your keys.
I was just passing by and I found these in the driveway. Just thought I’d be neighborly and return your toys.
58) “Going outside was a bad idea.”
Do you see what all this cold air has done to pretty boy over there? He’s so frozen, he won’ be needing any Botox treatments for a year!
59) This fluffy fur coat isn’t keeping me warm.
I’m thinking it’s one of those cheap knock-offs from China. Why did you have to skimp out on my birthday present?
“That cat would not be outside if I owned it. It’s so pretty, someone might take it.”
60) I want to go for a walk!
Mom, I have an idea. Let me in, so I can go grab the leash and take myself for a walkie!
61) You always did say that I look like a mop.
Well, now that I’ve been playing in the mud, I look like a dirty mop! Can you pleeeease let me in and so you can give me a bath?
I found one of my old hairballs buried in the snow. I’ll let you borrow it if you promise to give it back!
63) Yoo hoo, anyone home?
Helllloooo? Helloooooooo! Ok, I’ll just leave the dead bird right by your door.
64) “Sent him outside for being bad, so he used the windowsill to try and regain entry!”
What, I’m just sitting here minding by own business. It’s not my problem if you don’t like the view.
What a coincidence, so am I! Which one of you wants to help me test out my new turkey fryer?
66) “Our love cannot be blocked by a door!”
Umm, on second thought… you don’t look so hot in all this natural lighting, Juliet. Have you be cat, er, dog-fishing me?
67) “I’m getting tired of hanging about…let me in already.”
Wait a minute, is this cat inside or out? Is there some invisible shield here that only ninja cats can see?
@Tammy Chapman:
“How are all these cats doing this?? Are there random screens everywhere in peoples houses now?? WTF?? It’s funny…but how??”
68) “Please please let me in. I’ll give you kisses in exchange for warmth.”
You got a deal, buddy boy! But only if you promise to brush your teeth. I know what kind of gross things you like to eat!
69) “I’ll be a good girl, I swear!”
Please don’t put me back on the medieval torture rack! My poor little body can’t stretch any more…
@SussiGraf:
“Am I the only one that’s really impressed with how long there cats can get?”
@TammyChapman:
“They remind me of those old Stretch Armstrong toys when I was a kid. Very impressive.”
70) Can you help out a homeless bum?
I’m not asking for money or drugs. I just need some good old dog food and a warm blanket to curl up in.
Amanda, sooner or later you’re going to have to let me see the kids. Look, I even brought treats! They like sewer rats, right?
72) “Yes, I know this is the same outfit I was wearing yesterday.”
Look, I’ve had a really rough night. Can you please let me in so I can sleep off my walk of shame?
73) I can forgive you for leaving me alone outside with these Crocs.
What I can’t forgive you for is that you bought pink Crocs. REALLY? What were you thinking?
74) You know, most chicks worship the ground I walk on.
In fact, even *I* worship the ground I walk on! So, why don’t you let me in so I can bless your home.
75) I’m so sick of this sh*t.
I’m not waiting on you, loser. I’ll just let myself in!
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