If you thought your job was painful to begin with, this cat would like a word with you.

This kitty is having a grand old time watching its future victims from a spot of complete security.

But its attention is divided – little does it know there’s a photographer standing by to foil the landing.

And, to be fair, unlike cats, they only want to pounce on you for love and affection.

They don’t think of you as prey.

Those noses and tails are really inconvenient for getting into stealth mode.

Now we want to know whether or not it’s comfortable in there.

It seems like a good effort at least.

And if all else fails, at least there’s an excuse to knock all the packets on the floor.

Do you know how we know that? Because this is the wake-up call we get every morning at 3, 3:30, and 4:15 am.

Now we just want to know where the cookies went? On the floor to make room for the cat?

Of course, you have to get your head unstuck from the blinds first, but after that, sure…total attack cat.

We only need a tissue in a hurry. And we usually need one because we have cat hair up our nose.

We’re not sure why there’s a security system in a room where a dog roams freely, but if the pup was trying to hide in the dark or be sneaky, it did a pretty bad job.

It’s basically the worst meal ever.

But it is low calorie.

But dogs just can’t stop making eye contact to see if you’re paying attention.

Still, it’s a pretty good hiding place.

Worst sneak attack ever.

But they are patient. Scarily so.

You’d better hope you’re on the side of justice when you walk by that chair.

Otherwise, it’s over.

We think we spot the odd man out. But what is he waiting for?

Playtime or a snack?

Well, hopefully, this will be a lot less bloody.

But no one is guaranteeing a completely bloodless shower.

But it looks like it’s still weighing the consequences of making the leap.

It’s time to shut the dryer door when you’re not using it.

It’s just to warm in there not to be appealing.

But unlike the sun, it has a sinister plan.

You’ll only find out what it is when it’s too late.

You come near box, you face the penalty.

But it will be a fuzzy and adorable death.

Haven’t we heard something about how long it takes a dog to get something off of its head equating to intelligence?

We’re sure that’s a myth.

You must live with it forever and accept whatever punishment comes with it.

But hey, it comes in a gift bag!

And look at those eyes – they say “I can’t already feel my claws in your skin.”

But don’t worry, you’re about to create one of the greatest things known to cats in the process – a lap to sit on.

This pup.

Now, we don’t expect the pup to understand how mirrors work when it comes to corners, but it is pretty cute to watch him lie in wait.

And while it might seem overwhelming sometimes, isn’t it nice to know that someone is always happy to see you?

The hiding doesn’t do it any favors either.

But not everyone likes their sneak attacks fluffy.

Executed with absoulutely no stealth at all.

It’s also the very cutest.

But is it planning a joyful attack or looking forward to the satisfaction of landing its first blow?

Then again, this is far more creepy.

Maybe he’s just trying to track where the crumbs are falling to prepare for a late-night clean-up.

He’s just sitting there, waiting patiently for one little hair to move so he can pounce.

Looks like Derpy Chaz is going to get a surprise incoming fur projectile.

We’re sure they’ll be payback later.

And maybe sniff and lick it.

It definitely doesn’t want to leave it in an appetizing condition.

The worst thing that could happen here would be grass stains.

We’re not sure who created this line-up or if the dog snuck it by itself, but he looks like he’s patiently waiting for its photo to be taken.

Such pure intentions are aboout to be dashed and slashed.

Too bad that cute feature is what makes it extra hard to hide.

But this pup doesn’t have to know that.

But it’s so rare to see what comes next before the fur is right in your face.

Even seeing it coming doesn’t make us too afraid though.

This one is content to stay there and wait even though its been discovered.

Then again, sometimes you can convince them that sleep is a better option.

They should have just marketed it like this because that’s really what most of them are used for.

Even people with laptops buy desks like this just to have somewhere for their cats to sit.

We’re not sure she pops out to surprise anyone, but it looks like a good place to watch the action from.

We hope she doesn’t have an armload of groceries, because she’s about to have a furry handful!

Then again, if we had to pick a face it would be one that looks a lot like this.

They’re a little less fun when an animal comes popping out of them unexpectedly, but it’s still a soft AND furry surprise, so it could be worse.

But it turns out that paper bags are merely hiding spots for cats. Yes, all of them.

Happily, most of the time cats are content to sit there and watch the world go by – with only the occasional mauling.

It reminds us just how small our pet’s brains are.

But gosh do we love them anyway.

Just pet the kitten already!

How do they get up there anyway?

And really the only way down is to use your head.

Is that so much to ask?

But if you have a deep sink, you’d better watch out. Just check for the ears.

How lucky can a person be?

Sneaky they aren’t. But patiently waiting with the cutest looks ever Heck yeah.

But when you’re so cute, people are usually still game to play with you.

We just hope there’s an enticing toy around.

It’s nice to know someone has been looking forward to your return, even if it is with a snarl.

That seems like the perfect height to bonk someone in the head though. Just wait it out a little longer.

And the fact that she’s still looking her prey in the eye even while they take a picture lets us know that she’s a feisty one for sure.

After all, what is there to do besides eat, sleep, and hunt?

We’re starting to think maybe our cats need more hobbies.

But those claws are at the ready, prepared to be little stabbers whenever the next living creature comes by.

It also helps that there can be crumbs down there.

But in this case, it looks like someone is just waiting for a human to notice that nose.

But with her face pointed out the door we can’t tell if she’s planning on hunting prey outside or in.