But, not every critter wants to play by our happy-go-lucky human rules. These true rebels are the kind of naughty souls who ignore personal boundaries, peep through our bedroom windows, leave a trail of destruction in their wake, and sometimes they’ll even nonchalantly flip us off – just because they can!
Here’s all the proof you’ll ever need: from the smug-faced cat who gives no effs about plopping his butt on top of a pizza pie, to a knife-wielding doggo getting ready for a rumble, and the creepy cat who eagerly re-enacts Psycho in the shower with his scared little hooman, here are 50 animals who are born troublemakers.
1. “He was alone just 5 minutes…”
@kitehammer:
“He’s also a toddler with a pair of pliers attached to his face, what did you expect?”
2. “Goodbye brother”
@cawclot:
“Cats come packaged like that when you buy them.”
3. “Dingo Viciously Mauled by Lion”
@AlrightyAlmighty:
“You. Shouldn’t. Have. Trusted. Me…..nom.”
@humanbeing21:
“Poor doggo. Only a matter of time till it becomes a vampire doggo now.”
4. “My cat looks at himself in the mirror and if nobody pays him any attention, he starts tossing things over”
5. “He graciously allowed her a corner of her own bed.”
@mystrangeuncles:
“Just wait till the cat wakes up and realizes that she’s touching the bed…”
@TheBeardedMarxist:
“I’ll allow it.”
6. “Caught him trying to pickpocket my mom’s purse.”
@everymop:
“It was at this moment that Blackie knew he effed up.”
@vertigo3pc:
“I can’t go to jail, I got priors!”
7. She likes to play “hit” and seek
@Noe:
“When we say, ’Where’s Gala?’ she hides behind the curtains. We pretend to look for her while she doesn’t breathe. When we ’find her’ she jumps on us, hits us with her paws, and runs away to hide behind the other curtains. If we don’t look for her again, she makes noises so we can keep on playing her game.”
8. “Chester loves his sister! His sister clearly doesn’t feel the same…”
@thehorrorofspoons:
“She looks so done with his s**t”
@Samma124:
“This is exactly how it feels like to be a sister. I should know. I have two older brothers.”
9. “It’s hard to work with a cat around”
@thebeardwiththeguy:
“F**k you and your work. – Cat, probably”
@sslee12:
“I thought only dogs ate homework.”
10. “Mine sleeps hugging his bunny.”
11. “Get a cat, they said. They provide emotional support and are often misunderstood, they said.”
@pennysquisher:
“That roll of paper towels was dangerous and she saved you. You’re welcome.”
@geeksinthestreet:
“I love your cats dedication to mayhem.”
12. Peck peck, who’s there?
13. All mine!
14. “I heard my older lab crying and came out to find his little brother blocking the stairs.”
@hereforthekix:
“Multiple times a day at my place, except it’s my 140lb Mastiff crying because my 10lb cat is on the stairs.”
15. “mom? halp”
@newlynerfed:
“Those little crossed bunny feet!”
@deftonesbro60:
“Love the cat’s face. It looks like he has a permanent smug and reminds me of the grinch.”
16. “All that effort just to chew my lampshade…”
@honysty:
“Hippo looks guilty he got caught conspiring.”
17. “So that’s why my kitchen floor is always wet.”
@FDR_polio:
“The a**hole I live with once dug through the water. Like he lost something in there and at the bottom of the bowl he would find it.”
@thelordfunderpants:
“I read somewhere that they can’t tell the water level so some cats will dip their feet in to be able to tell where the water is. Not sure if true, or if propaganda by Big Cat.”
18. “This adorable little a**hole eating my sammich while standing on the goddamn piece of bread I gave him.”
19. “I think I’ll just…yep, this is a good place.”
20. Cat, what cat?
@anonymous
“Garfield and Odie, IRL”
@maen:
“Butt-warmer. It works both ways.”
21. “Mine sleeps on the kitchen stove.”
22. “Red handed thieving muffin mix milk.”
23. “Every time I go to sleep, he looks at me from above. He does this every night.”
24. “Oh, no-no, we’re best friends!
@mcbiggles567:
“Can confirm, best friends do this.”
25. “Head-bump loving cats are the WORST when they have the cone of shame!”
@nerbyy:
“It’s OUR cone of shame now.”
@Snow-Lemur:
“Can you hear me MEOW?”
26. “Bob the kitten did not approve of the cactus…”
@drafft1:
“My parents old cat did this to a poinsettia at Christmas. Except he did it over a period of a few days doing a little bit of damage each night. This cat also stomped when he walked.”
27. “She’s not allowed on the kitchen table, but she thinks this is OK.”
@toonces:
“The best kind of not on the table.”
@anonymous:
“Cats are masters of the technicality.”
28. “He’s slowly pushing it all off the table, while pretending to sleep.”
@CSMastermind:
“If the Earth were really flat cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.”
29. “We need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.”
30. “I wondered why this was the only plant to not flower this summer.”
31. “Hey Mom, I opened the door for you!”
@kdeff:
“Goldens are so proud of their work. My aunts’ tore up all the new baby palms they had just planted; and put them all in a nice pile for her!”
32. “Teamwork”
33. It wants to hurt me.
“Suiza gets caught in war flashbacks. She stares at her water bowl and every so often attacks it and spills everything.”
34. “The Shining” meets “Cats”
“They constantly tend to put themselves in symmetrical positions. I have a theory that they’re a reincarnation of the girls from the movie, The Shining.”
35. “Sign was necessary.”
36. “New cat tells old dog: you live downstairs now.”
@jaycee1203:
“That’s not a dog it’s a chupacabra.”
37. “Hot off the printer and look who was meowing at the door.”
@Jujiboo:
“I find your sorry-a** response time disappointing, peasant. – Cat”
@Jl_15:
“At least you picked the best possible photo to ID him. Bobby has a pose, and he works it.”
38. “Dog steals his sister’s ball then sits on her head.”
@clareon:
“I mean I feel like this is a universal thing regardless of what you are.”
@aquaxxi:
“Dogs play the fart game too.”
39. “Heard my husband screaming while in the shower..walked in on this”
@swimsdeep:
“Explains the invention of shower doors.”
@HelenAlias:
“I think that the most funny thing is the partner who did the right thing and took a picture instead of helping the victims in this situation.”
40. “One of the ‘privacy panels’ on my roommate’s door fell off, so now my creep of a bird just stares at her when she’s in there.”
41. “Guess who just got neutered?”
@KanyesQuests:
“Cone of shame 0 – Dog 1. Awesome puppers”
42. “As if that time of the month wasn’t bad enough already…”
43. “This mandrill flipping me off in the zoo”
@TheFluffiestOfCows:
“How would you react if people were staring at you while you’re trying to take a nap buck naked?”
44. “Spent $6k remodeling the bathroom glad these jerks are comfortable”
@hurdur1:
“You should have added a third sink. For humans.”
@PedanticPaladin:
“Nah, OP would go in there one morning and ‘where did this third cat come from?'”
45. “These three naughty dogs destroyed a packaging of a colorant powder. Fortunately, the colorant powder was edible.”
46. “This is why we can’t have nice things”
@ukah:
“human: tries to have plant; cat” wow why did human put my fav snack ever hanging like that so weird“
@putdownthekitten:
“The Hanging Salads of Babylon”
47. “He stole our cookies and didn’t want to give them back”
@footdragon11:
“You probably don’t want those cookies back, monkeys don’t wash their hands.”
@stayingveryverycalm:
“This. They‘re his cookies now.”
48. “I cut this ad out of a magazine because I thought it was cute, then found the ad in real life when I got home. Less cute.”
49. Wait for it…wait for it… SPLOOSH!
50. “I heard you was talkin’ smack”
@i2katsme:
“Cats have built in knives. Dogs need to bring extra weapons to battle.”
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