Our furry friends seem to love trees…and ornaments, and lights, and tree skirts, and even nativity sets. But just as with everything else they love, they sometimes express it with teeth and claws.
We found 75 cats that are getting ready for the holiday season the only way they know how – by destroying things.
Whether it’s knocking over a tree or deciding which ornament is their mortal enemy, these adorable little Grinches have no qualms about stealing Christmas.
1. “If it dangles, I strangles”
But hey, a tiny tree set on a tabletop? That’s just asking for trouble.
In fact, maybe this is a decoy to keep Fluffy away from the family tree. Now THAT would be brilliant.
2. “I found your problem, ma’am”
We have to admit that seeing this adorable little face peeking out of our tree would probably make us smile (but also make us want to reinforce it so it didn’t get knocked over easily).
3. “There, NOW it’s purrfect”
In fact, he looks like he hopes it took you hours.
And he can’t wait to watch you do it again tomorrow.
4. “It was like this when I got here”
Meanwhile, the other cat is just surveying the damage with pride.
But just think of all the new cat toys on the floor now. Yay.
5. Finn, the 4th wise man
Clearly you forgot about the 4th, who brought fur (not to be confused with myrrh).
6. RIP white ormanemt
Good thing they got a photo. It was pretty.
7. Plotting
Step one: survey the area and all possible escape routes – and try not to look obvious.
8. “What are you lookin’ at?”
Now it will be the first casualty of the Feline-Tree War of 2019.
Spoiler: there are no winners.
9. A star is born
Why not have a non-traditional tree and just decorate with all cats?
10. Might as well jump
Clearly his enemy ornament has been moved to a higher spot. Not content to climb to victory, he’s going to see if he can catch it with a claw first.
Bonus: since it’s hooked onto the tree, he’s bound to take the whole thing down with him.
And humans think they’re so smart.
11. Be sure to shake your tree
You never know what might fall out if you give it a good shake first.
12. Never leave a man behind
Christmas wins again.
13. Minty fresh
We have the feeling it’s going to have some very festive bite marks in it by the time Christmas rolls around.
Just skip the coal and stick this in the bad kid’s stocking this year.
14. “I look fabulous”
Inconvenient, but still festive.
15. Are you an angel…?
Cat pick-up lines are getting really cheesy these days.
16. “I is ornament”
Alas, you add some feline flair to this tree.
17. Oh, Christmas tree
You’re also going to have to clean its litter box.
Should have gone with the Blue Spruce.
18. Teeth-whitening tree
Let us know if it helps keep those kitty chompers pearly white.
19. Which one is guiltier?
We’d like to venture a guess that it was a team effort.
20. “Hey mom, just checking the lights”
How will they talk their way out of this one?
21. I can’t see you so you can’t see me
Who would have guessed that the giant cat butt in the tree belonged to the family cat?
22. “Greetings, friend”
You don’t want to know how it ended.
23. Nature break
Looks like she’ll be one happy kitten!
24. The struggle for supremacy
And it will not be the tree.
25. Chew toy
Nothing to see here, just move along.
26. Could you really get mad at this face?
But who could say no to this?
27. “I stuck”
Still, this cat is going to be SO MAD when he gets out of there and everyone is laughing and showing him these photos.
28. Oh, crap
Others seem genuinely surprised when it happens.
29. Mirror mirror on the tree
This cat looks like he’s enjoying the view.
30. Chomp
Good dental hygiene and all.
31. “I forgot what I came up here for”
Sometimes a nap will help refresh your memory.
Props to this pretty cat finding a way to lay down in the tree.
32. Just hangin’
This is great practice. He’s well on his way to success.
Clearly, career day at cat school presents felines with limited options.
33. Neighborhood watch
You were asking for it to become a cat perch.
34. Surveying the wreckage
To be fair, no no one will have to reach for anything.
35. Baby, I’m a star
But no one was using it. It was just hanging there all unbothered.
36. Novelty ornament
Time to order one!
37. Someone put this bow where the cat goes
There’s only one way to deal – knock it down and take your rightful place.
38. Silent night
Go ahead and sleep in heavenly peace while this cat knocks over the tree later.
You can already see him plotting its downfall.
39. Angelic
Do you really even need ornaments?
40. Head first
Sometimes you have to dive right in to succeed.
41. “What are you lookin’ at?”
It’s just a regular cat in a regular Christmas tree being a regular decoration.
42. A flaw in the plan
At least there’s no need to call the fire department to get your cat out of the Christmas tree. All you need is a smartphone to record the occassion.
43. “I’m right behind you, buddy”
Looks like the coast is clear.
At least most of those ornaments looks plush.
44. Hello, beautiful
You go, Christmas kitty!
45. Act natural
Yes, it’s all going according to plan.
46. Tree hugger
In fact, we imagine it would be pretty hard to pry him off at this point.
47. “This is the top”
Not anymore.
48. Summiting
Especially when the darn tree just won’t cooperate.
There’s really no choice but to bring the summit down to you.
49. A perfect angel
You like your Christmas full of meowing, right?
Good.
50. “You’ve made this too easy, human”
This picture-perfect purr monster looks like she’s taking a break and trying to decide where the best excitement is.
51. “You might as well just leave them here”
“And then I’m not supposed to knock them off?”
So rude.
52. Worst. Camoflauge. Ever.
And can you turn off those high beams?
53. “You are mine now”
Merry Christmas, little fella! Enjoy!
54. Peek-a-boo
We definitely think the tree looks better with her in it.
55. “Welcome to my tree”
Resistance is futile, just let her stay there.
56. “Really, humans, a fake tree?”
Looks like his owners finally broke down and got a fake tree and he’s NOT happy about it.
57. “Hi, I’m adorable”
Cuteness goes a long way, we can’t deny it.
58. “Come to me, little man”
Expect to find this ornament on the ground every morning.
59. “Not sure about the texture of these Christmas cookies, mom”
But that doesn’t seem to be a deterrent.
60. Oops
On the bright side, it makes a great Christmas card if you have a good sense of humor.
61. Furry fortune teller
The future looks a lot like broken glass and a pile of broken tree limbs.
62. “I’m helping!”
It’s ALL about helping. Trust us.
63. I’m being good, I swear
Nope.
This is definitely the face of innocence.
64. Cat ruins Christmas: News as 6
65. “Will this make my farts glow?”
(But seriously, don’t let you cat chew Christmas lights.)
66. What now?
Someone forgot the plan the second part.
67. Cozy for the holidays
Actually, that’s what Christmas shopping feels like sometimes.
68. Thwarted
To be fair, this only requires one good jump. They better hope it’s well-secured to the ceiling!
69. “Is this all you got?”
This cat looks pretty offended at the minimal effort that went into decorating for Christmas.
Where’s the challenge?
70. Checking out the goods
Remember those innocent first moments when you didn’t step in immediately will help later on when everything is on the floor with a cat butt sticking out of it and you have no one to blame but yourself. And the cat.
71. “I am Christmas”
‘Cuz that’s what you’re getting this year.
72. Hulk SMASH
Clearly you missed the part of the Christmas story when everyone had to run away from a giant cat. That’s what the frankincense was for.
73. Ginger assassin
But it’s just that all cats do the same naughty things.
74. “What’s your problem, dude?”
Just back away slowly, man. Christmas is over.
75. Come one, come all
It’s better to enjoy things with others. Like ruining Christmas.
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