Dogs are really good at a lot of things, like barking, napping, and being your favorite cuddly bestie.
But there’s one thing they really suck at: playing a game of hide-and-seek!
Funny and cute as they are, these 75 silly dogs aren’t exactly geniuses when it comes to hiding from view. Try not to laugh when you spot every last one of them trying their best to stay out of sight!
1) Look at me!
Okay, so maybe this furry little doll doggy doesn’t suck too much at hiding. But, he’s certainly putting himself front and center!
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2) Maybe if I cover my eyes with this curtain they won’t be able to see me.
I can’t see you with this thing on. Does that mean you can’t see me?
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3) “Our dog was hiding under the sofa, so we had to turn it on its side to stop her. Shortly after, we found her like this…”
No one ever looks under the couch, right? Maybe I’ll just crawl up in this spot here…
@McTrick:
“Dogfort come in, I’ve been found. The mission is compromised.”
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4) Part chamelion, part drapes
This is the best camouflage ever! I blend so well with everything.
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5) The praying mantis trick works every time
Dear Lord, on the count of 10, please turn me invisible. Oh, and I could also use some pockets to stash my snacks and toys. Amen.
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6) My fur blends in with everything
I’ll just shove my face here, tuck my tail in there, and they’ll never find me. Even the curvy outline of my body melts into the cushions!
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7) Worth a shot
Maybe the fridge wasn’t such a good hiding place. Or maybe it was – ’cause look at all those yummy snacks!
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8) He almost made it
Just a few more inches and he could have called himself the master of hide-and-seek. That cute little tush is a stellar win, though!
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9) Lazy hide-and-seek
Trying to merge with the local scenery is always a risky strategy. He wins this round – until someone accidentally steps on him!
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10)
You can’t see me…but I can see you! Ha ha, the magic toilet paper cloak always works like a charm.
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11) Almost, but not quite
Were it not for the collar, this pup would have fooled everyone! Invisibility takes lots of practice, though. One day she’ll get it right.
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12) Maybe if I smile it’ll distract them
Dogs really do suck at hiding! Happy little golden retrievers are especially bad at this game.
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13) He’s not even gonna try
Hiding is hard work. Maybe if you put a snack under the bed, he’ll make more of an effort.
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14) My puppy pal will hide me!
Maybe if I make myself smaller, they won’t see me. And if they find me, I’ll just pretend I wasn’t really hiding.
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15) Peek-a-boo!
Just pretend you’re a stuffed animal. Don’t move. Don’t blink. Don’t…oh crap, too late. Just sneezed from all the dust bunnies in here.
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16) How not to play hide-and-seek
Step 1: crawl under chair
Step 2: turn around and face forward
Step 3: make silly faces and hope no one notices
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17) Tag team
Two can play at this game! Or at least, they can try
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18) Beneath the invisible veil
Nope, no doggy here. Just the bride-to-be acting totally silly!
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19) A for effort
Maybe if I don’t say anything, no one will notice I’m even here. In the meantime, I need to find something to eat…
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20) 120 pounds of winning!
Come out, come out, whereever you are! I promise we’re not going to the vet.
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21) “My mom’s dog is afraid of storms – this is Wally hiding”
Hide behind the door! No one will ever think to look for me there.
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22) What’s round and has two paws?
Who needs all that fancy camo gear? Neck cones and shower curtains don’t cost a dime and are highly (in)effective at keeping dogs hidden!
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23) “Where my sisters dog hides when she does something bad”
Wait, you mean this isn’t where I go potty? You’ll probably want to wash those hand towels again…
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24) “So my dog likes leaves…”
What a clever doggo! Too bad his white war paint isn’t quite meshing with the fall color theme.
@numbertenex:
“Dogfort, this is Sniper One. No cats in sight at this time.”
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25) “My dog isn’t very good at hide and seek”
Oops, I think the joke’s on you. Going by the look on his face, he’s probably playing a naughty game of hide-and-dump.
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26) Hiding from another Monday morning
Just five more minutes, mom! I can’t face another Monday morning without a cup of coffee.
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27) Just a fridge with two furry feet
I’ll just stand right here and pretend I’m part of the fridge. Plus, I’ll get first dibs on any scraps that fall to the floor.
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28) Nice sandcastle
This ruse almost worked. But sandcastles don’t woof and chase after the birds!
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29) “Hide and seek champion!
Look into my eyes. You are getting very, very sleepy!
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30) Nope, no one here
Just act casual. Maybe they’re color blind and won’t figure it out.
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31) Pull the nose in!
Snout, what snout? That’s just the pillow growing a bunion.
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32) He joined the dark side
This furry black pup thought he could blend in with a white toilet. He must not be the brains in the family!
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33) He’s not even trying
Some dogs get an A plus effort. This adorable husky is just happy to have a cool place to chill.
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34) “My dog thinks he’s amazing at hiding”
This one took a few second since he had so many of furry friends providing good cover. But the cutest little dogs always have a way of standing out from the crowd.
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35) “Gomez hide and seek master since 2013…or so he’d like to think”
Gomez knows how to play the game. Hide behind a bevy of pretty pinup girls to distract them!
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36) The quintessential hide-and-seek spot
This skinny tree will save me from being discovered. Amirite?
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37) The Madame Tussauds experience
In public, Madame Tussauds is famous fo her wax figures. In private, she’s all about the stuffed animal look!
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38) Isn’t this how you’re supposed to wear camo?
Close, but no cigar. Being butt naked on the bottom half is a dead giveaway!
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39) If I feel like hiding from the world, does that count?
If only this were true. But that shielding your eyes with your paws trick doesn’t work as well as you think it should!
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40) Doggy door don’t
Thought I saw a cat. Now I can’t get my head back out!
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41) “She does this when she doesn’t want to go to her kennel!”
They’ll never think to look behind the piano. And if they do, they’ll just think the piano came with 8 legs instead of 4.
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42) I’ll just hide in the corner
Nope, no doggy here! It’s just a swiffer pad someone left on the floor.
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43) Pillow power!
Can’t breathe underneath all those pillows? No problem, just come up for air and take a big breathe before hiding deep undercover again.
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44) Can you spot the problem here?
Which one isn’t the giraffe? Hint: it’s the one that looks exactly like a dog.
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45) Pretty close
This pooch almost got it! Her curly fur is a perfect match for the swirly pattern on the couch, but her black nose gave up her hiding place.
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46) Looks like snuffaluffagus
If I stick my butt out like this, they can’t possibly figure out that it’ me hiding here. Right?
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47) When Yoda plays hide-and-seek
Hiding I am not! Seeking is the true path to invisibility.
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48) Good effort
What gave it away? Was it my big butt? Or not enough sand cover over my eyes?
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49) I’ve had better days
Someone said there was a portal in here that would take me to a world filled with neverending walkies and snacks. they lied.
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50) Like my new ‘do?
I call it the curtain fringe. It sticks to my face anytime it gets windy outside, but otherwise it does a really good job at making me blend in with my surroundings.
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51) I got this!
If I close my eyes, the world turns dark. Here, lemme demonstrate. See?
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52) I know you can’t see me!
A true master of hide-and-seek knows how to confuse his opponent with lots of different patterns and colors. It makes hiding in plain site almost too easy!
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53) It’s different when you’re all grown up
This game isn’t fun anymore. I remember when I was a baby I could hide a hundred of me behind this pillow!
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54) Nothing interesting to see here
It’s just one of those bathroom cat recliners. The kind that come with a puppy tail for your cat to play with when she’s bored of watching you poop.
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55) Still a nope
No matter how many different ways you look at it, this is still a big nope. And a silly dope!
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56) I’ll just pretend to be a shoe
I know, I’ll go hide in the closet! No one every looks there as their very first guess, right?
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57) Hey, at least I tried
I might be stuck here for a while. The comforter seems to have cast a spell over me and now I can’t get up!
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58) Whatcha lookin’ at?
I’ve worked really hard to hide myself from view, so I know you can’t be staring at me. And why are you laughing like that?
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59) Nice, but no cigar
The ol’ distract them with everything including the rug trick. Problem is, you end up staring right at the rug and figuring it out.
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60) Maybe if I roll on my back like this…
…they’ll just thin I’m a dust bunny! Oops, gotta remember to stop wagging my tail.
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61) Hide-and-seek logic
If I am a shirt, was I ever a dog? And if I was never a dog, then you can’t see me!
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62) Is it working?
Hey, not everyone can afford those fancy full-coverage drapes that go all the way to the floor. Sometimes a dog has to use whatever he has on hand.
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63) Didn’t make it in time
Another couple of seconds, and he would have squeeze himself all the way into the cushion. Better luck next time!
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64)
I’ll just leave my dog bone right outside my doggy fort. That way they’ll be too busy eating to come look for me.
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65) Found you!
Silly dog, that’s not how you play hide-and-seek. You forgot the part where you’re supposed to hide!
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66) Becoming one with nature
Keep hopping, just keep hopping and look like a bunny. It’ll take them hours before they figure it out and “find” me!
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67) All they will see is red
I totally blend in with that teeny little white stripe, don’t I? Don’t I?!
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68) So glad I have this long black ‘do
It’s such a versatile cut. As long as I don’t move, they’ll think I’m just a part of the hot pink flora.
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69) Yep, we’ve all been there buddy
We all feel like this every morning that we wake up and realize it’s not a payday. Or a Friday.
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70) Kitty will give up your hiding spot every single time
Hello kitty. And hello there, not-so-clever doggy!
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71) Nope, I’m not your dog
Can’t you see all the dots? You don’t own a dalmation, do you?
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72) He’s still new at this game
Too bad it’s see-through. As in, we can see right through your hiding spot, buddy!
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73) I shall distract them with food
Have you seen my jar of inappropriate starches? Sorry, the pretezels are all I had left.
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74) I could lay here all day like this
Like the fuzzy new hat? I call it Grandma-flage.
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75) I’ll just put my head in in this foxhole here…
…and pretend I’m an ostrich sticking my head in the sand. Except that it’s really cold snow, so I can’t keep up this charade for long!
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