All of us love our pets. And we especially love all their quirks. But some are quirkier than others.
Some of our dogs are just not normal. And that’s OK. But it’s very evident.
These four-legged weirdos give us quite the laugh with all their weirdness. And thanks to the internet, these weirdos can put their weirdness in full display. Brace yourself for the weirdness…
Here are 60 dog owners whose pets are far from normal:
1) Breaking All The Rules
When these doggos are home alone, they break all the rules. They aren’t allowed on the furniture. But no one’s home so we have one on the table and one on the couch.
This dog likes to play the blues. He’s a true crooner. Look at him hitting those notes.
This is a quite the clingy pup. She doesn’t like to be left alone in unfamiliar places. So, here she is escorting her owner to the john.
This dog likes to play with fireflies. So, one ended up hitching a ride on him. Now he’s a flashlight.
This pup is usually pretty smiley. But he has his bad days too. And on those days, he’s just laid up on the couch like a human.
Imagine if this is the face your dog made at you. Always. This dog just disapproves of everyone who looks at them.
This dog likes to do a high jump. It’s his happy food dance. He does it every time he sees that full bowl of food.
This dog got himself into a little bit of trouble. He somehow accidentally locked himself in this shower. His parents found him like this crying in the morning.
This dog doesn’t know how to breathe right. So, he’s got tongue nostril. You can see the indents.
This is Arlo. Arlo is a very fashionable pup. Here he is wearing snow.
This dog is chewing on a frisbee. But he looks like he has some big old red lips. I’ve never seen a dog in lipstick before.
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Look… at… this… face. Ralph scares easily. That’s how he ended up looking so frightened in a the bathtub.
This dog has a favorite hiding space. But it’s not in the living room or under the bed. He likes the spot between the oven and the refrigerator.
This dog is totally not normal. Most dogs do not like taking baths. But for some reason, this dog does.
This dog likes to get around at doggy daycare. She just lays around and let the other dogs sniff and giver her kisses. She’s loving it.
This is this dog’s chill pose. He’s just posted up on the carpet. Sitting around pretending it’s normal for dogs to chill like this.
I’ve seen children run full force into the couch cushions. Just for fun. But I’ve never seen a dog do it. Even the other dog is like: “The hell’s this guy’s problem?” You can see the full action going on
here.
This dog is a chicken pointer. He just wants to make sure that you see the chickens too. They’re over there.
This pup tries to put on the charm when the treats come out. He tries to smile real big. But it’s more creepy than charming.
This is her post-daycare face. She played for nine hours straight at daycare. Now she’s ready for a nap like a toddler.
This dog likes to get as compact as possible. Like he lives in a shell. Except he’s on a duvet.
This dog gets real excited when his humans come home. So excited that he raises the roof. Because that’s exactly what he’s doing here.
This dog is one cool party dude. He loves checking out the ladies at the party. And he loves sniffing butts.
Check out this weirdo. I’ve seen dogs with their legs forward, but not out to the side. How is he even doing that?
This dog likes to back it on up. Like real far. Like all the way.
This dog is becoming one with the forrest. That way he can become a squirrel. He’s in squirrel pose.
This big doggo likes to be cradled like a big baby. But only when he has teddy with him. He can’t get cozy without his teddy.
Wait. Isn’t this how dogs normally sit? Is this weird? Or does it just look weird from behind?
Awww. This little baby doesn’t get it yet. He looks confused.
This doggo is a really good boy. He was told to sit. So, he sits like this.
To be fair, I’d want to be out there too. His neighborhood is beautiful. But he was just out there for three hours.
This dog LOVES her bowl. Like REALLY loves her bowl. She’s sitting outside the dishwasher waiting for it to be clean again.
Why am I here? How did I get here? What’s happening?
This dog insists on being fork fed. And grandpa never disappoints. He’s a bit spoiled.
This dog has a blankie. He never goes anywhere without it. That’s why he’s watching it in the washing machine so he can make sure it’s safe.
36) The Creation of Doggo
This dog is a fan of fine art. That’s why he’s recreating The Creation of Adam by Michalangelo. The look on his face though.
Are those legs? Or chicken drumsticks? Is that dog hurt?
Ummm, is this dog OK? He doesn’t look OK. He looks pretty terrified right now.
This is one of the derpiest derps I’ve ever seen. He’s derping really hard right now. Look at that derpy face!
This dog is a big doofus. He regularly does doofy things. Doofy things like get stuck in chairs.
This sweet, sweet little angel went around the house collecting balls. These are all the balls he found. He then proceeded to lay like this in his balls for like 10 minutes.
42) Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Look at this weirdo’s butt wiggle. Have you ever seen a dog walk like this? Me either. He sure does look happy though. You can check out his full wiggle
here.
This is quite the weird trio. They just like starring at their human like this. Those are definitely begging faces though.
This doggo likes playing outside where he can look for the birds. So he’s been starring like this for hours looking for the birds in this Christmas tree. To be fair, his human was playing bird sound with his phone through the branches.
This pup doesn’t look like he wants to be in that water. But he’s bracing for it as best he can. He’s just going to keep swimming.
This dog wants answers. And he wants them now. Where is his food?
Awww these little weirdos don’t know what doorstops are. And they are battling them ferociously. How cute!
This pup might need glasses. Every time his human tries to get his attention he looks at his humans like this. All squinty eyed.
This dog is giving a whole new meaning to the word side stepping. It looks like he was on battery. And then his battery just died.
You’d think that dogs would be able to know the difference between a human and a dummy. It’s probably the smell of the owners’ clothes that threw them off. Look at that sweet boy laying in that dummy’s lap!
This dog’s wigglebutt game is strong. She’s really working it hard. Shake it baby, shake it! Watch her full butt wiggle
here.
I’ve never seen joy look so terrifying in my life. But these dogs are really happy. They’re aren’t about to bite something’s head off.
Those teeth! I can’t. So adorably weird.
This dog was caught red handed. He thought no one was home and going ot catch him. Now mom knows where all those scratches came from.
This dog wants to grow up to be a personal trainer. So, he’s practicing with his human. He’s trying to help his mom with some yoga.
This wouldn’t be that weird. But with his arm in the weird opposite direction, it’s just weird. Look at his perfectly curved butt!
This pup does NOT like sharing. She knows that’s her bone. And she wants that bone.
Look at this big baby! He just wants his daddy’s attention. He loves his daddy.
Have you ever been so hungry that you would hump your food. I think that this is what this dog is doing. He really wants that food.
This dog is afraid of thunderstorms. So, his mom gave him some medicine. He looks like a D.A.R.E. commericial
