Did you know that birds have hollow bones that allow them to fly? They are capable of traveling distances and soar up in the air because of this. Aside from their ability to fly, there are even birds that are quite intelligent that they can make and utilize tools. Also, you may be amazed at some species of birds that can talk or copy what you say, like the parrot.
There are around 10,000 different species of birds out there, according to scientists. You can see them in various sizes and colors that make them unique. For instance, the hummingbirds are the smallest living birds, and they are also capable of flying backward.
However, not every bird will be a fantastic sight to see since some are…annoying. Those who have birds as pets know very well that they may scratch, bite, and be really noisy. They also get into a fight with each other, and they may do this with humans too.
Well, here are some occasions that will show you how birds can be total jerks. These are times that you may not expect, but it is quite amazing how these were captured in photos. Check out these hilarious examples:
1. It’s a bad day to be a cat
Maybe I’m a bad person, but I can’t stop laughing at this photo. What’s going through that cat’s mind? Does the bird really think it can fly away with a full-grown cat?
When you’re four inches tall, full of aggression, and have a razor-sharp beak, you might destroy everything you can. For example, this innocent sign. What did it ever do to you, bird?
3. This pelican hates photos
One tourist was just trying to take a picture of this pelican. But the bird was having none of it. So, he turned around
4. That’s one way to spend a day
Every day when this car’s owner arrives for work, this bird claims its spot. Then it spends the day admiring its reflection in the mirror while also, um…painting the car.
Honestly, this shouldn’t surprise anyone. Geese are known for being mean and aggressive for almost no reason at all. Still, this is a real jerk move.
6. When your bird is anti-technology
Maybe this bird is a baby boomer and can’t figure out how to use the keyboard. We’ve all seen a couple of temper tantrums from people who got mad at their computer.
Bids are known for being pretty sneaky, and this one probably tried to pretend like it wasn’t the culprit! Unfortunately, the whole act was caught on camera. Busted.
8. This bird hates your paint job
This bird left a mark behind so the world would know exactly what he thinks of this paint job. We’ll never know the reason for his animosity, but he really, really hates it.
You might know some people who hold grudges, but they can’t measure up to this majorly petty cockatoo. All this because it was mad about getting a nail trim! So rude.
10. He really hates that tree
Woodpeckers are known for the immense damage they can inflict on trees, but this one is in a league of its own. What did that tree ever do to him, I wonder?
11. I don’t think your boss will buy this excuse
This bird decided to take a stroll up to an office window and start pecking and screeching for no reason. Can you imagine trying to explain to your boss why you’re behind on your work?
12. Have you ever cared as little as this hawk does?
You might be pretty cool, but you’ll never be as cool as this hawk flying away from an angry swarm of hornets. Even though it’s pretty amazing, it’s still a major jerk move.
Well, nothing says “this product doesn’t work” like physical proof caught on camera. Either it doesn’t work or this bird was just being a major jerk.
14. This is like a Renaissance painting
Don’t try to snack on the beach, people, especially if there are lots of seagulls around. Let’s put it this way: if you’re going to eat while on the beach, make sure you bring a camera.
With the whole beach available, you’d think that seagull would have plenty of room to stand. But no, he just has to stand right on top of his friend. I call that pretty rude.
16. Top it off with a smile
This bird really knows how to get out of trouble. First, he makes a giant mess. Second, he flashes a smile. He’s too adorable to punish.
17. Rebel without a cause
Every teenager goes through a rebellious phase where they just want to stick it to the man, so to say. This bird would make an excellent human teen.
18. Was this the best place for you to sit?
It’s bad enough when you’re sitting at an outdoor cafe and a pigeon joins you at the table. But sitting directly on your cup of fresh, hot coffee? That’s just beyond rude.
19. There’s an amazing story here
If you had to look twice at this photo, let me confirm it for you. Yes, those are someone’s false teeth clamped in the bird’s beak. No, I have no idea how they got there.
20. To be fair, this is how I react to cake, too
Birds are beautiful, but as animals, they’re not exactly clean. For example, you wouldn’t want them to touch your food — or dunk their entire head in your cake batter.
21. One second before disaster
Say what you will, but this is one brave bird. It’s not a smart bird, but it’s brave. Doing this is basically like laughing in the face of death (after biting the cat’s ear).
If you love to eat al fresco, you’re going to have to accept the fact that birds will steal your food. But come on, man, did you have to take all the fries?
23. Don’t let your chickens learn Kung-Fu
This little girl’s getting a crash course in two lessons. The first one is that chickens don’t like people petting them. The second one is that chickens are total jerks.
This New Zealand zoo posts naughty and nice penguins of the month, and this go-around, Mr. Mac took it to a whole new level. Really, taking advantage of a blind girlfriend? That’s low even for a penguin.
25. Destroying the planet for their lunch
This is funny and horrifying at the same time. Wildfires are terrible for the environment and decimate wildlife populations — not to mention putting humans in danger. These fires spread because the birds got hungry.
26. Guess I’ll park somewhere else
We’ve all seen people who are terrible at parking by taking up multiple spaces or parking way too close to another vehicle. But I’m going to bet no one’s seen a peacock causing a problem in a parking lot.
You’ve got to be on another level of rude not to care about standing on someone’s head. I guess the fish should at least be grateful it’s not being eaten.
28. Something tells me he doesn’t like the cage
Animals might not be able to talk, but they still manage to communicate their feelings very effectively. Just take this cockatoo, who I think might be saying, “I really, really, really hate the pet carrier.”
29. When your car gets hit by a gang
Seeing a car this messed up makes you think this was a coordinated attack. It also makes you wonder what this person did to tick off a gang of birds, that happen to have very good aim.
30. There can only be one
Apparently, if you own a bird, you can’t try to FaceTime your significant other. At least, not while they’re out of their cage. You won’t get a word in edgewise.
31. And he’s proud of it, too
This bird loves to bite so much that his owners have a personalized sign. And the worst part is, he doesn’t look like he’s the slightest bit sorry.
32. Mm, is this cookie dough?
Seriously, don’t eat on the beach. Don’t assume birds won’t want your food just because it’s something they don’t usually eat. As this picture proves, they’ll eat pretty much anything, including ice cream.
33. He doesn’t understand the meaning of “Get your own sandwich”
This bird was given a piece of bread but wasn’t satisfied with that. Instead, it decided to sit on the bread while helping itself to its owner’s sandwich.
34. Not all Canadians are nice, I guess
Of all the national stereotypes, the ones about Canadians being nice is probably the most harmless and pleasant. Unfortunately, the stereotype doesn’t apply to Canadian geese.
This guy’s expression is priceless. The picture was taken the second he went from wondering what just happened to shocked and angry. I guess some birds really like ice cream.
36. Like taking candy from a baby, literally
Oh, how cute, it’s a bird with a lollipop! Wait, where did he get it? As it turns out, he took it from a baby who was crying over losing his treat to the grabby bird.
37. Maybe skip the bird pictures next time
Is it ever worth taking a photo of a bird, especially one as common as a pigeon? Of course, you also run the risk of a bird flying in your face and ruining the picture altogether.
38. I’m guessing he’s not a fan of Aurelius
Birds these days have no appreciation for classic literature. Just look at that smug little face. He’s not sorry and he would totally do it again.
39. Why was I late to work, you ask?
We run into all kinds of weird things on the road. But they don’t usually include angry geese who refuse to get out of the way. Imagine trying to explain that to your boss.
40. Just throw away the whole car
I have so many questions about this photo. How long was the car parked? How on earth are they going to get all of that off? And what did that car’s owner do to anger a flock of birds?
41. Can I go home, please?
Apparently, some birds are all about making sure you can’t get to work, while others want to make sure you can’t leave. I really hope there was a back entrance to this office.
It’s always difficult to introduce two pets since you don’t know how they’ll get along. Apparently, dogs and chickens have an…interesting relationship. Or at least, these two do.
43. This is like signing your name
Birds can’t write since they don’t understand language and they don’t have fingers to hold a pen. The closest they get is recreating their own image in poop on a car window. Actually, that’s quite impressive.
44. Better find a different way home
We’ve mentioned before how mean and territorial geese can be and we weren’t kidding. When this person found a gang of geese blocking their path, they decided to take a detour.
45. This evidence is circumstantial
Today on “CSI: Birds,” we have a victim and a suspect. The suspect was found with the victim’s feather in his talons. Unfortunately, this evidence isn’t enough to convict him.
46. I guess we know who this seagull won’t be voting for
A South American politician made the news when this seagull attacked him unexpectedly. That’s certainly one way to express your political views, but it doesn’t pave the way for productive discourse.
47. Don’t mess with swans
Swans are both beautiful and elegant, especially when gliding across water. However, they’re also known for being total jerks. This one is revving up for a fight.
48. How to ruin a nice day
Look at that poor bird, enjoying its day with a big smile on its face (or at least its beak). It has no idea that in two seconds, its day is going to dramatically change.
49. No respect for your picture
Ah, St. Mark’s Square in Venice, home to some of the most beautiful architecture in the world — and about a million pigeons. Apparently, even these birds get tired of tourists and their cameras.
Did you know that birds have hollow bones that allow them to fly? They are capable of traveling distances and soar up in the air because of this. Aside from their ability to fly, there are even birds that are quite intelligent that they can make and utilize tools. Also, you may be amazed at some species of birds that can talk or copy what you say, like the parrot.
There are around 10,000 different species of birds out there, according to scientists. You can see them in various sizes and colors that make them unique. For instance, the hummingbirds are the smallest living birds, and they are also capable of flying backward.
However, not every bird will be a fantastic sight to see since some are…annoying. Those who have birds as pets know very well that they may scratch, bite, and be really noisy. They also get into a fight with each other, and they may do this with humans too.
Well, here are some occasions that will show you how birds can be total jerks. These are times that you may not expect, but it is quite amazing how these were captured in photos. Check out these hilarious examples:
