Yikes – how long ago did this haircut go out of style? It’s been tragic for at least a decade.

This dog looks like it’s about to get in line at the grocery store and insist on using all of its expired coupons even if it has to speak to everyone’s boss first.

We’d be pretty cranky too if we were this dog.

We’re not sure how the owners got its ear hair to stay that way but we’re hoping there was no hairspray involved.

Let this serve as a reminder that a combover isn’t even flattering on the cutest of creatures.

We can’t even look at this poor dog for more than a few seconds without feeling creeped out (and kind of bad for it).

This is yet another style that even humans can’t pull off.

Although he does have a handy built-in sun visor now.

This is one of our favorites because it’s simply the cat’s tail that is making the dog look so funny. At least it’s not stuck looking like a human after it gets up.

We’re liking the swoop though – it’s got style!

We’re not sure what’s going on with the emo look here, but we’re pretty sure it’s best to let your dog see out of both eyes.

But we can at least appreciate that it looks very “Flock of Seagulls” on him.

This dog looks like it slings pie at a roadside cafe somewhere in the deep south where the slices are as big as your head.

We’re ready to ask it for a refresh on our coffee.

We always think cutting bangs will solve all of our problems and create a new look.

But most of us just end up looking sad and regretful until they grow out.

You just know this dog rides around in a Louis Vuitton bag all day.

And we have to admit, she looks like she’s pretty used to getting dolled up with bows and barrettes.

Whatever floats your boat!

The comments on this photo were pretty interesting, but overall, most people seemed to see mother-of-8 Kate in this photo.

Can we stop with the money piece already? Who enjoys having hair in their eyes all day anyway?

Silly pet hairstyles aren’t just for dogs.

But we have no complaints about this little guinea pig with a high ponytail. In fact, we think it looks pretty stylish!

This dog is definitely about to start its own folk band.

We like a good beard, so the jury’s still out on whether or not we dig it on a dog.

We’re not sure why anyone would trim a guinea pig’s hair this way – and it looks like he’s wondering the same thing.

Also, if you’re going to try to do a blunt cut, make sure you get it right. No one likes crooked lines!

Well that’s one way to make an already adorable puppy look even more sweet and innocent.

Can you imagine saying “no” to this face?

We’re not sure how this Yorkie feels about it, but this is a pretty badas$ hairstyle!

Do you think he plays the bass or the drums?

This dog is out to rival Kid ‘n Play for the best high top fade of all time.

Who’s ready for a house party?

Has your dog ever had a special occasion that warranted a fancy updo?

No, of course not.

But that doesn’t stop some pet owners from preparing for the possibility.

Between the bad bangs and neon hair tie, this pup looks like it’s napping off its morning Jazzercise routine.

But we have to admit that we wish our ponytail had that much volume!

Aww, this little one looks so happy to be able to see again!

We’re not sure how we feel about the sides, but the French bob and blunt cut are both “in” right now, so perhaps this is perfectly on-trend.

We’re a little concerned that the dog’s ears are uncomfortable, but it looks perfectly happy to pose for a photo with its cute new ‘do.

We wish we could pull off that old 80s look!

Hey, if she’s happy, we’re happy.

Accessories on dogs seem a bit silly, but there’s no harm done as long as they’re not chewing them.

We never would have considered braiding a dog’s hair, but it does seem to keep excess fur out of the way when you don’t want to trim it.

We all need a warm day hairstyle that keeps the flyaways at bay!

Ridiculous? Yes. Do we still love this look? Absolutely.

The double pony and bright orange remind us of a decade of yore – and one that is clearly coming back into style.

This Llasa Apso not only has hair like a human, but it sits like one too.

The center part is hard to pull off, but platinum hair is pretty stunning no matter what the style.

Lucky dog!

Man buns are still in whether you like it or not.

And even if you don’t love the look on humans, it’s hard to deny that this pup is rocking the hipster look.

People pay thousands to get their hair to look like this.

And they even spend hours trying to get that “messy-but-perfect” look with their hair ties.

We’re pretty confident this dog didn’t sit still that long.

This is pretty much the greatest hairstyle we’ve ever seen on a dog.

It’s silly and unnecessary and yet we just can’t stop smiling.

There’s nothing like throwing your hair up in a messy bun and getting out to the beach to get some fresh air.

We’re not entirely sure how the dog feels about having its ears tied back, but it’s certainly not complaining at this moment.

This is basically the culmination of all the retro and modern messy hairstyles we’ve seen.

And it almost looks like this dog knows it’s on-trend.

Now for the culmination of all the worst hairstyles. It’s as if “the Karen” went back in time to the 80s and added a pouf at the bangs.

It’s a good thing dogs are generally cute no matter what!

You know what they say: go big or go home.

And this dog clearly isn’t going home!

Well, we said “pets” in the title and not just dogs, so we think this horse counts.

While it looks like it’s having a problem with its extensions being too long, those waves are to die for (and will cost you big money at the salon!).

That is a lot of effort to put into a rabbit’s hair. It’s like a little pompadour!

Do you think he or she knows how cute it looks?

We really hope this beautiful dog knows just how jealousy-inducing its tresses are.

And they’re so shiny to boot!

And since she’s a senior pup, it’s entirely possible that she’s just too old to want to change up her style anymore.

She looks like she has a better handbag collection than we do.

Don’t you just hate when a dog can pull off effortless elegance and you can’t?!