When we decide to get a pet, it’s usually with some idyllic scene in our minds. We come home from work, and they are patiently waiting for us at the door, or they just want to cuddle without also intruding on our personal face space, or whatever. When we finally DO get a pet, the reality of things is a whole lot funnier.
1. Strange perch
When this family started fostering Frank, they thought he was a dog. From the places that he likes to sleep, his mom or grandma or something may have been a cat! He loves sleeping in funny places.
2. Red-nosed thief
We’ve all heard of being caught red-handed. Well, this cat was caught red-nosed, twice. She is a professional pasta thief but can’t seem to figure why she keeps getting caught!
3. Drop in productivity
Your pets know when you have an important deadline. They want to go outside, whine, or sit and beg for your attention. If they don’t get it, they may just resort to this!
4. Quite puzzling
This cat NEEDS to be the center of attention. You know the type. They act like they want you to pet them, then when you finally do, they are much too good for you. Typical cat.
5. Green Paw
Having a green thumb means you have an uncanny ability to care for plants. Despite those skills, this family may never have the opportunity to own a houseplant again.
6. Chicken bully
This dog has to get fed at the table because the house chicken keeps trying to steal his food! Now that he knows it can be done, the cat looks like he’s trying now too.
7. Cleaning day
When this woman decided to move her nightstand to clean it, she discovered a dirty secret. Turns out, her cat was hoarding all her Carmex and Q-tips! I wonder what it was about those particular items?
8. Special cuddles
Dogs all cuddle in their special way. This dog’s way is just weird! It loves to sit on you to show you affection. I guess there are worse ways to say I Love You.
9. Laundry day
This little cat named Rosie makes laundry day a bit harder than it needs to be. No wonder all the fresh laundry had hair on it! Rosie is the culprit.
10. Uhhh… I need help.
Cats aren’t allowed to scratch the furniture in the house. If they do, they get in trouble! This little cat thought she could get away with it but ended getting a claw stuck in the fabric!
11. Tripping hazard
If you didn’t see this cat when you were going down the stairs, you could have been in a world of hurt. Either you step on the cat and pay the price in scratches, or step away and fall down the stairs.
12. *Redistributed*
When these owners came home, they didn’t find their living room destroyed. Oh no, they found their pillows redistributed to their dogs liking. Very kind of them.
13. Prison wine
This cat was found just like this. The only thing is that he squished an entire bowl of grapes. He was probably just trying to make a bit of prison wine.
14. The sad romaines
The dogs got into this woman’s garden box and went to town on her lettuce. Unfortunately, this is all that romaines. At least her dogs got some vitamins.
15. Risky business
These cats love to hide and have been using the same spot for over a year now. The before and after shows just how dedicated she is to her spot. It’s a good one, but man, is it risky.
16. Just borrowing
Rufus the cat can’t help but sleep on this big bed. In fact, he has ordained that it’s now HIS bed. He might let his human use it but it will cost them.
17. ALWAYS investigate
If you ever hear your pets being too quiet, it’s always worth investigating. You just never know what they might be up to. A quiet pet is usually a naughty pet.
18. Indoor gardening
While his owners were outside gardening, he decided to do some for himself. The resulting mess was one for the books. You know there were some harsh words said!
19. What…what happened to the lizard?
While there is the obvious image of a cat warming herself in a tank to cause alarm, there is a bigger question in my mind. Where is the lizard! I fear for its life.
20. Ok, but why?
A bag of lettuce just isn’t complete without a cat inside. That’s a saying, right? Well, even if it isn’t, this is hilarious.
21. Sleeping alone
Not everyone likes sleeping with dogs. One girl shared her story:
“Asked my boyfriend why he sleeps in the guest room some nights. He sent me this.”
22. PAY ME SOME ATTENTION
When a pet wants attention, they let you know. This cat loves to make her presence known when she wants attention. She reminds me of my wife!
23. Platypuppy
In case you’ve never seen one of these rare dogs, this is known as a platypuppy. They are created when regular puppies stick their noses into an absolutely destroyed pair of shoes.
24. A job well destroyed
Ever finish a job and look back on it with a feeling of pride? What if when you looked back, you saw this cat. Might be some dark thoughts in your mind!
25. Don’t look back
You know those cool scenes where the person in the movies blows something up and doesn’t look back at it? This is the real version of that for cats and it’s Bad A.
26. Highest scoring game ever played
In golf, you want to score as low as possible. Someone must have forgotten to tell this cat because he was NOT helping at all. A true Tiger on the course.
27. Pouting kitty
He wanted to go outside but his owner told him no because its below freezing. He wanted to get back and decided to pout on his work desk. Payback.
28. Very true
This hilarious comic isn’t real but that doesn’t make it not true! Any cat owners fully understand that this is a real battle. One they will inevitably lose.
29. Done wrapping presents
When a cat says you are done, you’re just done. Doesn’t matter if you don’t want to be, you’re just done. Case in point.
30. It was bound to happen
If you have a tree, cats are going to play in it. They just can’t help themselves, especially with all the twinkly lights and ornaments. It’s a cat’s playground!
31. Knocked over the TV
This may be enough to make me want a dog. And somehow, the cat looks like it thinks it’s the human’s fault! We know what’s on this person’s Christmas list.
32. Flooded the kitchen
This cute cat thought it would be awesome to play with the faucets in the kitchen. This turned into that, bada bing bada boom, kitchen flooded. At least he has a bowtie.
33. Stolen heating pad
In this cat’s mind, if their owner gets up, they can take their spot on the heating pad. The cat isn’t sure why everyone’s mad…
34. Cats and baguettes
For some reason, this little cat has taken to a baguette as a snuggle buddy! He must have been trained in the culinary arts to appreciate good food. A little cat food on top, and you have yourself a meal!
35. Completely entranced
This cat is mesmerized by these Christmas lights. A couple hits of catnip and some light staring is how this kitty plans to spend this weekend. Tis the season, right?
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