After the popularity of the “longcat” meme gained momentum in 2006, rogue scientists began a highly controversial breeding program in secret underground labs to create the real thing.
They crossbred regular ol’ alley cats with everything from garden snakes to pythons, and successfully produced some of the wildest longcats the world has ever seen!
Okay, so not really. But hey, these 30 liquid cats can stretch on and on into infinity, and their poses are totally funny!
1) “Found a weird reptile in my bathtub”
@Lurker-below:
“Its a Cattarosaurus-Flex.”
2) “My mother in law’s cat sits on the post like this and judges the neighbours”
@securityseminars:
“My mother in law does the same thing minus the cat.”
3) “Sunset sploot with bonus crossed paws and fancy tail”
4) “The chillest of them all”
@ceredwynealanta”
“That is a most excellent tummy patch. A++. Must touch.”
5) Those little black footies!
6) “When your cat arrives in the mail”
@vjloco:
“If I fits I ships”
@yukijr:
“When your coffin arrives and it’s perfect.”
@TheDocJ:
“Catula. Teeth have been provided.”
7) “Our sunbathing cat Tiny melting on the porch”
8) “Whatever is comfy I guess”
@Anerratic:
“When you leave the spaghetti poking out of the pot.”
@ouroborus13:
“Slick product placement for Nike there.”
@radial-glia:
“Just mew it.”
9) “Salvador Dali’s cat”
@shutupweeb:
“Where the f**k is his head?”
@Dopamiine:
“Probably in r/TheCatDimension”
10) “He can play Tetris”
@Emerald_Spencer:
“As cute as that is…Why is the L piece in the line hole?”
11) L O N G Cat
12) “This stretched black and white cat that’s being held upside down”
@dariazotova:
‘This is what trust looks like.”
13) Those legs though
14) Maylon & Jason
@twdragon:
“This boy’s PROTECTOR is this cat. Lookit da SIZE of dat monster!”
15) “It’s unreal how long this boy is”
@xelectricreaperx:
“This stretchyness is FURR-midable!”
16) “Exhausted after a long day of being a cat.”
@shesgotsauce:
“He looks like a cat in one of those old cartoons who falls off a cliff or gets steam rolled but then gets up and walks away.”
17) “Every time my dad stretches, our cat likes to join”
@aggravatingyou:
“At what age does a person start tucking their shirt into their underwear?”
18) “Compete liquid phase established!”
@fennomaniac:
“At first I thought this was a white curled-up python.”
19) Kitty curves
@Icantdraw:
“How is he so F L E X I B L E”
@Bunzilla:
“This one really messes with my head. And I’ve been around cats my entire life!”
20) He’s being sooo dramatic!
@jenrldisarray:
“Shadow is my beautiful grey chonk, and Zelda is the weird noodle draped over her. This picture is a couple years old, from when Zelda was an adolescent spaghetti.”
21) “Eat your heart out, Longcat”
@Linda Adams:
“My 6 foot life!”
@Catherine Todd:
“That’s a slinky, not a cat!”
22) Panther Janeway!
“My cat Janeway has decided her new napping spot is in my bathtub. I went to take a picture and she stretched at the perfect moment.”
23) “It’s been such a loooong day”
@Catherine Todd:
“OMG – speechless: MEEOOOWWWW! Good thing cats don’t have a lot of meat on them, or they’d be foot long hot dogs for sure!”
24) “Hello, is it a snake?”
@Raine Soo:
‘This would flip out my sister. She is very scared of snakes.”
25) “Summer Tora and Winter Tora”
26) “Ok not sure what she’s trying to do here but it’s cute”
@whosthatwombat:
“Looks like a perfectly executed salute to the sun to me, does she take students?”
27) “Window Sill Sploot”
28) Hey guys, look at how tall I am!
@Andrea Becker:
“Love the looks of a Bengal cat! Those spots are amazing!”
29) “Almost human height long”
@Eunice Probert:
‘Never hold your cat like that. His heart is right there and you put strain on it by making him dangle like that.”
@clairecampagna:
“His heart is protected by his ribs. If he got hurt, he’d be sure to let you know. With claws. And teeth.”
30) “Meet Manasha, the world’s first longcat loaf.”
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