Pets make wonderful companions. They bring so much joy to our lives. And we love them for it.
But they can also be jerks. Jerks of the worst kind. The kind of jerks that destroy your stuff, poop on your stuff or assault you for no reason.
And they have no remorse. That’s because they know you’ll just love them anyway. They’re not wrong.
Here are 65 times pets were caught being total jerks:
These people have a thieving cat. Their cat has stolen a significant quantity of unmentionables from their neighbors. Not sure who is going to be more humiliated, the humans who own the cat or the humans who have to retrieve their stolen undergarments.
This human can’t stop for more than 10 seconds when she walks her dog. This is what happens when she does. And he won’t move, she has to drag him.
See that face? It’s a guilty face. But it only lasted for a split second. Then she continued on her destructive rampage.
These kitty cats wanted to take a look at what was going on outside. So, they just climbed up their human. They’re using her as a human ladder.
Cats don’t care about walking all over your stuff. And they never did. This 15th century manuscript is proof.
Do you know how much patience and concentration a puzzle takes. This cat doesn’t give a shit. She has full intentions of ruining everything.
This dog doesn’t know how to share. He wants that float and he is going to get that float. Even if it means attempting to drown his human in the process.
This is another pet that doesn’t know how to share. This ferret isn’t about to take turns. He just snatches that toy out of this dog’s mouth. I love the dog’s reaction. He’s like: “Heyyyyyy.”
Here we have a bearded cat. Actually, that’s not a thing. It’s just a cat who broke into a bearded dragon’s tank because he’s a jerk.
It’s not so much that this cat is half standing on these papers. But how the heck are you supposed to get any work done with this cat starring at you like this? With that disappointing look of judgement on his face.
It’s one thing to have to pick up your cat’s gross coughed up furr balls. But this cat is just mocking his owner. He put a bow on it.
Cats think writing with a pen is a game. Like you couldn’t possibly have something that needs to be accomplished. It’s all fun and games for them.
This cat doesn’t need her human to make her a comfy spot to rest. She’ll make her own. This stack of paper towels will do.
Here we have another cat mocking her owner. Her human woke up to this. A giant mess her cat made and her cat like: “Yeah, I did that.”
This cat doesn’t care that her owner is coughing. Or that it’s a million degrees in the apartment. She wants the fan off so she keeps unplugging it.
We know which cat is the boss in this house. Her buddy was just minding her own business. Then she got kicked out of the sink by a pair of hind legs.
This human woke up to hearing her parrot scream “Help Me! Help Me!” He usually says it when his foot is tangled in his toy. But this is what she woke up to instead.
This human’s cats are regular jerks. So much so that he built a place for them to be jerks. Here they are fighting in Fort Asshole.
This cat likes to bully his brother. So, he decided to sneak up on him. And push him into the pool.
This cat wanted to look outside the window. So, he tore a giant hole in the curtain. Because he’s a big jerk.
At first glance this seems like a well behaved cat that’s using the litter box. But she’s really just trying to spite the dog. That’s not cat litter, it’s the dog’s food.
This dog stole his human’s spot on the bed. Then he had the audacity to make this face. That jerky smart ass face.
23) Kitty Don’t Play That
This kitten doesn’t like anyone playing her too close. That’s why she had to lay the smackdown on this dog. Look at this poor dog’s face… too freakin’ funny!
She had the perfect form. It was flawless. Then her dog decided to photo bomb her.
This human was enjoying his barrel of pretzels that he bought with his own money. Then his cat went and ruined it. But joke is on her. Now she has to live in a pretzel barrel forever.
26) The “You’re My Pillow” Dog
This dog seems to think that his comfort is more important than anyone else’s. He thinks that everyone around him is there to be his pillow. No one is safe.
Keeping cats out of a room or area can be hard. They just don’t want to listen. But if you don’t, this is what can happen.
This cat just wanted some Goldfish. And she’ll do anything in her power to get it. Even if that means destroying the cabinet.
29) The Center of Attention
The person with the biggest ego in this house is this cat. She always has to be the center of attention. It’s always: “Look at me, look at me!”
30) Your Pain Means Nothing To Me
This human had to get surgery. Now he has to do physical therapy. His cat thinks this is the perfect time to assualt him.
All this human wanted was a five. But that’s not good enough for this dog. He’s taunting his human instead.
This is so disrespectful for pizza. How dare you defile pizza like this. It’s one thing to have the cat eat your pizza. But it’s an entirely different situation when your cat just sits it’s dirty butt on your delicious za.
This dog just wanted to play with his ball. Well, he wanted his human to play with him and the ball. He didn’t have to ruin wine time in the process.
This cat’s human wasted his money on a cat tree. The cat doesn’t even like it. Now his cat is laughing at him.
This cat is a straight up thug. He gives no f*cks. Not a single one.
36) Going Through Changes
This cat must be going through changes. It might be time to have that talk with her. She’s already found the pads so, she must know some of it.
This car wash was going perfectly well. Then this dog decided it would be a good idea to open the window. In the middle of the car wash.
Here we have another cat being destructive. Destroying perfectly good paid for property. For no other reason than just because.
This dog was fighting with his sister over the comfy spot in front of the fire. He won the fight. Now he’s looking at his human like he’s not sitting on his sister’s head.
This cat is trying to suffocate her human. That’s why she’s covering her nose and mouth. She wasn’t to send her to her eternal rest.
41) Stealing Candy From a Baby
We’ve all heard the expression: “Like stealing candy from a baby.” But this cat is doing it. That’s just messed up.
42) Neighborhood Shoe Thief
Here we have another cat burglar. Except this one steals shoes. Neighbors missing shoes can find them here.
This cat was pissed that his human was watching TV instead of paying attention to him. So, he decided to destroy his TV signal. Revenege… sweet, sweet revenge.
The human of these dogs just wrangled them up. He then gave them a bath. They then did this to themselves.
This once was a room divider. Then the cats got to it. Now it’s a cat door.
As they say: “Some like it hot.” This dog is one of those people. That’s why he destroyed the air conditioner.
There has been a murder. The victim might be a bird. But it’s obvious who the susecpt is.
Anywhere. He could have chosen anywhere to poop. He choose to poop in the helmet instead. He looks ashamed of himself.
This bird is being a real puzzle party pooper. He kept trying to dissasemble the put together puzzle. He also pooped on it because that’s the sort of thing a jerk would do.
This cat’s human couldn’t figure out why his room was so cold. Then he found the cat doing this. Hogging all the heat.
His girlfriend was trying to do some yoga. His cat doesn’t like yoga. So, the cat full on assaulted his human’s girlfriend.
There was something these cats didn’t like ahout this litter or their litter box. So they retaliated. And pooped in the between the boxes instead of inside them.
This bathroom just had a $6,000 remodeling job. And this is how the cats treat that remodel. By sitting their stinky butts in the sink.
This dog isn’t very tolerant of the cat. You can clearly see that here. I love the cat’s reaction. “Did you just freakin’ hit me? I’m out. Ya jerk.”
This human woke up to see his cat like this. The cat was singing at the top of his lungs. He was singing the song of his people.
This cat has had it with his sibling. He’s locking him up in this plastic container. He’s never going to let him out.
This human wanted to take a selfie with their beloved feline. The cat had other things in mind. She just wanted to bite the shit out of her human’s face.
Cats have all day long to play. But they sleep instead. Then they decide to play at 3 a.m.
59) What Happened to the Pillow
This dog didn’t understand that the pillows are for the couch. Not for him to destroy. He wouldn’t even look at his human, he just kept his eyes closed.
Mom woke up to this two nights in a row. Her 3-year-old crying in the middle of the night. Because the cat keeps stealing her pillow.
Do you know how hard it is to clean up glitter? Extremely! It never comes up. Thanks a lot kitty.
This dog has four perfectly working legs. And she is young and fit. Yet, she forces her parents to carry on the way home.
This puppy knows how cute he is. And he knows he can get away with anything because he’s so cute. That’s why he’s being naughty while looking you right in the face.
Some cats have a funny way of showing their affection. This cat mauls you. That’s how you know he likes you.
Any box this cat sees belongs to her. She will take your box. Then she will destroy your box.
