Do you love cats? How about cats giving high fives? Or cats eating pasta? No matter what your cat fancy, there’s probably a subreddit dedicated to it.
Since 2015, nearly a quarter of a million people have joined a community called r/teefies – the subreddit “dedicated to cute little cat teefs.”
What are teefs? Teeth, of course. Teefies sometimes refer to multiple teefs (also called teefers) or photos showing them (a riff on “selfie”).
Think that’s weird? Well, we dare you not to look through this 50 adorable, funny, and cranky kitten showing off their little teef.
(And if you’re more of a dog person, don’t worry, there’s a subreddit for them too – it’s called r/toofers!)
1. Dinner time teefies
You better make sure there’s some food for them to sink those into ASAP!
2. Teefie grin
This ginger cat looks like it’s smiling for the camera, although it’s probably just yelling at its owner.
3. Tiny vampire
This little land shark looks ready to get chomping.
4. Bat cat
Are we sure it’s a cat and not a bat?
5. That face tho
As long as a cat’s teeth don’t grow long enough to damage the tissue outside of their mouth, it’s no big deal.
6. Maniacal laugh
And, frankly, we’re a little worried about it.
7. Fake it ’til you make it
Sometimes you just have to smile through the pain.
8. What’s in the microwave?
Better the food than our flesh!
9. Sleepy teefies
We wouldn’t have been able to resist snapping a photo either.
10. Always sleep with one toof showing
And that tiny teefer is there to show you what you’re in for if you bother him or her.
11. Staple remover
We think a good chomp by this fluffer would look a lot like a snake bite.
12. Don’t make me use these
It’s a good idea to let your kitten know that teefs are for food and not for fingers as early as possible.
13. Stabby nap
We don’t know but we feel the same way.
14. Let me sing you the song of my people
Then again, that’s kind of hard to do with an underbite.
15. What are you lookin’ at
His eyes are even more serious than his teefers!
16. I eat darts for breakfast
Let’s hope they accept the gift – perhaps as a warning.
17. Gimmie some privacy!
That’s prime time to get a glipmse of the angry teefers.
18. These teefs are for murder
You’ve been warned.
19. Down low teef attack
This ginger beastie looks like he or she been at work for some time undoing all that weaving.
20. Mouth breather
We hope the cat isn’t mad when it sees this teefie later. No one likes when their photo ends up online without their permission.
21. Angelic teef
This sweet little dreamer looks like a teefie angel with those pearly whites.
22. Dis my good side
This furball was probably surprised, but let’s just imagine that’s his or her “camera-ready smile.”
23. I sucks bloodz
We don’t know if he uses his fangs, but they sure get the point across.
24. Pay no attention to the cat behind those teef
This does not look the least bit cuddly. We’d rather be cold.
25. Angry kitten
We’re glad we’re not on the wrong end of this fang-ful discussion.
26. Pumpkin spice teefers
Cats look forward to their pumpkin-flavored everything too.
That or they just look forward to sharpening their teefers on some pumpkins.
27. You make kitty mad
We wonder what the foolish human did this time.
28. You get zero warnings
Then again, maybe this was the last straw.
It couldn’t have been that bad if the person being bitten had the wherewithal to take a teefie.
29. We don’t trust this smirk
This is the kitty equivalent of crossing your fingers behind your back.
30. You like what you see?
31. Big smiles
This cat deserves its own social media account on every platform.
32. Dramatic teef!
Are they not spectacular?
Are you not entertained?!
33. Blue-eyed, sharp-teefed
But we do wonder how her owner could take this teefie while they were in the shower.
34. Teefs of rage
This is probably another good reason not to let your cat drive.
35. Baby teef
That’s the problem with teefers – they’re cute but they’re sharp!
36. Teefs of horror
This is what teefers look like when a cat finds something truly jaw-dropping.
37. Co-working teef
If only you could blame your Zoom meeting disconnect on your cat.
Or maybe you can…
38. Sir, there’s a goblin in your sink
Those two tiny teefers really add to the whole picture.
39. Teef first
Probably not, but we like that the cat’s first instinct is to grab on with its teef to pull itself up.
Thems some strong teefers!
40. Teef times 10
But we’re glad someone magnified those teefs for us or else we might have missed them.
41. Portrait mode
Bird killer? House destroyer? Professional toe biter?
42. What’d you call me?
And they better watch out because he or she does not look happy about it.
43. Two-teef terror
We just know we’d like to be in another room when those teefers succeed in their flesh quest.
44. Morning screams
Those teefs are there to remind you what will happen if you don’t get up soon.
45. Mah teef control the weather!
We expect a storm any minute.
46. Textbook teefies
We’re pretty sure this means study time is over.
Can you still sell that textbook back with teef marks in it?
47. Heeeeeeere’s TEEFY
That’s one scary-looking shark kitten!
And it looks like it’s willing to use every last one of its teefers to bite you.
48. Teef and tongue
Someone is getting some deep sleep here.
49. Snow teef
It almost makes us look forward to winter again.
And he’ll still be attached – because it’s magic!
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