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As cat owners, we know we’re not like other pet owners. We understand that our cats need their space. We don’t care if they ignore us when we walk through the door. And when they bring us dead things as presents? We smile and gladly take them (then quickly toss them in the garbage). Why? Because we love and appreciate their bizarre personalities and sense of independence. We’re the same way!

These 35 veterinary offices definitely know and understand cats just like you do – and they have a hilarious sense of humor!

If there’s anyone that knows the difference between dogs and cats – it’s a veterinarian!

1. There’s only one boss of me

As cat owners, we know who really runs the household. We’re basically our cats’ pet! They say ‘jump,’ we ask ‘how high?’ It’s just the way it works.

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Facebook/Petaluma Veterinary Hospital Source: Facebook/Petaluma Veterinary Hospital

2. Unless you want your carpet ruined

Cats have a tendency to get sick if they eat something that doesn’t sit well with them. But, maybe it would be better if whatever they ate clashed? That way you would at least know where to find it and clean it up.

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Facebook/Frontier Vet Hospital Source: Facebook/Frontier Vet Hospital

3. It’s a constant battle

As soon as you sit down, the cat wants out. As soon as you head to the bathroom, the cat wants back in. Then you finally get comfy again, and they want back out. It’s a vicious cycle and constant battle.

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4. An absolute fact

Have you ever tried to put a cat into a carrier before? You might as well be fighting a tiger. We’re sure that veterinarians have a lot of experience with this.

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Facebook/Carroll County Vet Clinic Source: Facebook/Carroll County Vet Clinic

5. It doesn’t pay well, though

Dogs are so obedient and goofy. And cats? Well…they’re not at all. And yet, we still feed them, love them, and worship them. We can’t explain it.

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Facebook/Petaluma Veterinary Hospital Source: Facebook/Petaluma Veterinary Hospital

6. Not much has changed

Egyptians worshipped cats like gods and it appears as though they’ve inherited that memory from their ancestors. And let’s face it – we’re buying into it.

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Facebook/Holly Ridge Vet Hospital Source: Facebook/Holly Ridge Vet Hospital

7. Cheesy but funny

You gotta love a ridiculous and simple joke sometimes. And this one should be in the pocket of all cat lovers to pull out at their next party.

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8. A purrrfect joke

Once again, the silly and childlike jokes prevail at this veterinary office. We say keep them coming!

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9. Even the aliens know who’s boss

Not only is this a funny and sweet joke, but it’s also very telling about cats. When aliens visit earth, they’ll clearly turn to the cats for leadership and guidance.

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10. And then they’ll tear up all the pages

Cats wouldn’t like online shopping at all. Why would they do that when they can leave a giant mess of shredded paper for you to clean up after they browse a catalog?

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11. Get it?!

What is it with cats and their obsession with string? We don’t know, but it’s cute and so is this veterinary clinic’s sign.

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Facebook/Frontier Vet Source: Facebook/Frontier Vet

12. Sadly, it’s true

If you could text your cat, you’d probably send it sweet messages throughout the day, exclaiming your love for them, right? Well, hate to break it to you, but you’d probably end up with total radio silence. But you probably knew that and would do it anyway.

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13. Including you

Another sassy thing that cats like to do is shove things off counters with their little delicate paws. Sometimes it’s one fell swoop, other times they do it with a few dainty pushes. What jerks. (Just kidding, we love you)

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14. Cat parent PSA

You guys, catnip can be a gateway drug for your sweet kitty cat. It’s best that you sit them down today and have a serious talk about the dangers of this popular feline drug.

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Facebook/Acton Animal Hospital Source: Facebook/Acton Animal Hospital

15. So bad it’s good

We hope you like puns because the Frontier Veterinary Hospital sure does! It might be corny, but you have to admit that it made you chuckle.

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16. They’ve got more for ya

Frontier Veterinary Hospital just can’t quit with their cat-centric puns! And this one even has a little somethin’ somethin’ for the Harry Potter lovers out there!

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17. The puns are out of control

Who knew there were so many cat puns and plays on words? It’s incredible! Highland Road took their cat pun game to the next level and we love it.

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18. Snap, crackle, and pop?

Mice krispies don’t sound like the most appealing breakfast in the world, but we’d imagine that our cats would be in kitty heaven if they could have a bowl.

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19. I see what you did there

Sometimes the simplest of jokes are the best ones. And fun fact! Cats don’t actually like lemons. Although, that doesn’t seem very shocking.

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20. There would be a lot of competition

If this was an olympic sport, it would be one of the longest sporting events in history. I swear my cat could sleep for two days straight if it didn’t have to eat or go to the bathroom.

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21. Also the life of a teenager

As far as we’re concerned, there are not enough viral cat videos in the world. So, go ahead kitty cats – you do your thing. As soon as you wake up from that nap, we’ll start filming.

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22. What did you just…oh…

Could you imagine driving down the street and seeing this sign? First you’d have to do a double take, then you’d probably bust out laughing.

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Facebook/Eau Gallie Vet Hospital Source: Facebook/Eau Gallie Vet Hospital

23. Doctor/pet humor

This is probably a veterinarian’s favorite joke. It combines their love for the medical field and animals. Plus, it makes people smile when they drive by so that’s always good.

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24. And you’ll probaby lose the round

Much like placing cats in carriers, placing them in the bath is one of the most dangerous acts on earth. It takes many years of practice to come close to mastering this art…and you still never will.

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25. They’re so judgy

Could you imagine what it would be like if you could actually hear your cats thoughts? Dear Lord. They would probably be the most condescending thoughts you’ve ever heard.

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26. Truth

This veterinary sign definitely applies to pets of all kinds but if you’re a cat owner, you’ve definitely woken up to four paws crawling all over your back or tummy.

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27. Well of course it is

Silly joke alert! Silly joke alert! You have to admit, driving by these veterinary signs during your commute would really make your day a lot better.

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28. Yeah, you don’t want one of those

The thing is…every cat is a potential catastrophe. It just depends if they feel like being a jerk and clawing up the entire roll of toilet paper that day.

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29. Awww!

Just imagine a bunch of tiny kittens getting on a school bus and going on a field trip to a museum together. It’s like something out of my dreams!

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30. If you get it, you get it

Unless you watched the infamous Dr. Phil episode with rebellious teen Danielle Bregoli and her catch phrase “cash me outside, how bout dah”, you probably won’t get this one. But if you do, it’s hilarious.

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31. Silly but sweet

Another corny joke for the books, folks! But who doesn’t love harmless humor during their morning commute?

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32. Clever!

When you have to make “punny” and clever signs all the time, it can be hard to keep coming up with funny phrases. But the Highland Road Animal Hospital is a pro at it!

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33. It’s not wrong

Remember back in the Roman days when they would have gladiators fight tigers and stuff? Yeah, cats remember that too. So, now they just placate us.

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34. G-rated jokes are the best!

Who doesn’t love a good joke that you can share with a 10-year-old? This is the perfect joke to share with your little one. We wonder if cats also jump the purrrdles?

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35. We’ll leave you with this one…

If we’re going to leave you with one last cat-centric joke…it should be this one. Enjoy!

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You’ve got to hand it to these veterinarian offices for their clever creativity and wonderful senses of humor. What a treat to drive by these signs every day!

H/T: InspireMore

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