As cat owners, we know we’re not like other pet owners. We understand that our cats need their space. We don’t care if they ignore us when we walk through the door. And when they bring us dead things as presents? We smile and gladly take them (then quickly toss them in the garbage). Why? Because we love and appreciate their bizarre personalities and sense of independence. We’re the same way!
These 35 veterinary offices definitely know and understand cats just like you do – and they have a hilarious sense of humor!
If there’s anyone that knows the difference between dogs and cats – it’s a veterinarian!
1. There’s only one boss of me
As cat owners, we know who really runs the household. We’re basically our cats’ pet! They say ‘jump,’ we ask ‘how high?’ It’s just the way it works.
Cats have a tendency to get sick if they eat something that doesn’t sit well with them. But, maybe it would be better if whatever they ate clashed? That way you would at least know where to find it and clean it up.
As soon as you sit down, the cat wants out. As soon as you head to the bathroom, the cat wants back in. Then you finally get comfy again, and they want back out. It’s a vicious cycle and constant battle.
Have you ever tried to put a cat into a carrier before? You might as well be fighting a tiger. We’re sure that veterinarians have a lot of experience with this.
Egyptians worshipped cats like gods and it appears as though they’ve inherited that memory from their ancestors. And let’s face it – we’re buying into it.
Not only is this a funny and sweet joke, but it’s also very telling about cats. When aliens visit earth, they’ll clearly turn to the cats for leadership and guidance.
Cats wouldn’t like online shopping at all. Why would they do that when they can leave a giant mess of shredded paper for you to clean up after they browse a catalog?
If you could text your cat, you’d probably send it sweet messages throughout the day, exclaiming your love for them, right? Well, hate to break it to you, but you’d probably end up with total radio silence. But you probably knew that and would do it anyway.
Another sassy thing that cats like to do is shove things off counters with their little delicate paws. Sometimes it’s one fell swoop, other times they do it with a few dainty pushes. What jerks. (Just kidding, we love you)
You guys, catnip can be a gateway drug for your sweet kitty cat. It’s best that you sit them down today and have a serious talk about the dangers of this popular feline drug.
Frontier Veterinary Hospital just can’t quit with their cat-centric puns! And this one even has a little somethin’ somethin’ for the Harry Potter lovers out there!
Mice krispies don’t sound like the most appealing breakfast in the world, but we’d imagine that our cats would be in kitty heaven if they could have a bowl.
If this was an olympic sport, it would be one of the longest sporting events in history. I swear my cat could sleep for two days straight if it didn’t have to eat or go to the bathroom.
As far as we’re concerned, there are not enough viral cat videos in the world. So, go ahead kitty cats – you do your thing. As soon as you wake up from that nap, we’ll start filming.
This is probably a veterinarian’s favorite joke. It combines their love for the medical field and animals. Plus, it makes people smile when they drive by so that’s always good.
Much like placing cats in carriers, placing them in the bath is one of the most dangerous acts on earth. It takes many years of practice to come close to mastering this art…and you still never will.
Could you imagine what it would be like if you could actually hear your cats thoughts? Dear Lord. They would probably be the most condescending thoughts you’ve ever heard.
This veterinary sign definitely applies to pets of all kinds but if you’re a cat owner, you’ve definitely woken up to four paws crawling all over your back or tummy.
The thing is…every cat is a potential catastrophe. It just depends if they feel like being a jerk and clawing up the entire roll of toilet paper that day.
Unless you watched the infamous Dr. Phil episode with rebellious teen Danielle Bregoli and her catch phrase “cash me outside, how bout dah”, you probably won’t get this one. But if you do, it’s hilarious.
When you have to make “punny” and clever signs all the time, it can be hard to keep coming up with funny phrases. But the Highland Road Animal Hospital is a pro at it!
Who doesn’t love a good joke that you can share with a 10-year-old? This is the perfect joke to share with your little one. We wonder if cats also jump the purrrdles?
You’ve got to hand it to these veterinarian offices for their clever creativity and wonderful senses of humor. What a treat to drive by these signs every day!
35 Hilarious vet signs that were made for cat lovers
By Ashley Brewer | Cats
As cat owners, we know we’re not like other pet owners. We understand that our cats need their space. We don’t care if they ignore us when we walk through the door. And when they bring us dead things as presents? We smile and gladly take them (then quickly toss them in the garbage). Why? Because we love and appreciate their bizarre personalities and sense of independence. We’re the same way!
These 35 veterinary offices definitely know and understand cats just like you do – and they have a hilarious sense of humor!
If there’s anyone that knows the difference between dogs and cats – it’s a veterinarian!
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